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Sat 3 Dec, 2005 06:33 pm
I tried this one last year so lets go again it's like the 12 days of Christmas but we'll count down from er... 250
250 A2Kers enjoying themselves.
249 last minute christmas club hamper brochures in the mail box
248 names on the christmas card list
247 miles to find that one toy
246 pairs of pointy elf shoes
245 yards of Christmas lights on the house.
244 elves locked in my root cellar.
243 bullets from my machine gun ripping into Santa's flesh and causing him to tumble from the roof.
242 eggnogs delivered to the swamp.
241 occassions to listen to Salvation Army Bells.
240 mail order catalogs piled on my table.
239 reindeer powered sleigh.
238 assorted wild birds posing for Holiday Greeting Cards.
236 people in the queue at supermarket
235 weary women in line at the Ladies Room.
234 people standing in my way in a big clump, down the one and only aisle I need to go down to get 1 present.
233 toddlers drawing their letters to Santa.
232 rappers a rapping every time you turn the radio on.
231 bits of colored sugar spread on the counter between the cookie tray and the coffee pot.