153 people arguing over whether to say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays".
152 Scrooges chewing a wasp each.
149 things I've ordered delayed or out of stock.
148 people walking in and out of K-mart at all times
147 Christmas cards getting dumped behind a bush by a recalcitrant postperson.
146 ankles getting belted by trolleys in the supermarket.
145 pets in line for pictures with Santa
(Santa, watch out for the boa constrictor!)
143 Gazillion dollars made by Wal Mart.
142 cars at the stop light waiting to turn into the shopping mall.
141 people ordering last minute gift certificates from Amazon.com
140 dollars in my wallet to use on a Christmas hooker.
138 HA HA HA's at that one!
137 tired shoppers fighting over the last X Box 360 at Best Buys
136 twinkling rear lights on the 68 cars in front of you waiting for spaces in the multistorey carpark
135 whiners per minute complaining that Christmas has become too commercial.....
134 ostriches with eyes covered.
