170 varieties of hors d'ouevre at the company holiday party, but they all look like little wienies on a stick to me.
169 varieties of cat and dog toys.
168 people i don't even know coming over to stay..
167 excuses to not attend Chrismas parties.
166 Salvation Army folks passed without giving a single penny.
165 pairs of shoes at the door
164 gifts in the Yankee Swap but I still ended up with weird organic sugared cashews, and no one will own up to being the donor. Hmmm.
163 drivers on the Interstate who have never driven in freezing rain before.
162 presents bought from the $2 Shop
163 times that stupid "Christmas Bells" song will be played again and again....
162 times I will honk my horn because of the people who absolutely have to walk in the middle of the parking lot aisle!!
159 repetitions of "Don't Bother!!"
159 hours of toy assembly
158 repititions of "Don't Bother".
156 million tons of pollution.
154 ways for "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" to really get on my nerves.
