210 pounds of uneaten fruitcake in my house.
209 battered reindeer in one suburban block.
208 Christmas lights twinking on each block
207 cracker presents left on restaurant tables after office parties.
206 ways to photocopy body parts at office parties
205 people in the checkout lines at the supermarket. Snow is coming.
204 street traders working out of a suitcase
203 leaflets for the Methodist Christmas Carol Sing Along
202 nativity displays on my neighbors' lawns
201 naked women in my cracker
200 posts to go at an average of, erm, 14.4 posts per day - c'mon people
199 double headers on their way.
198 sticky-gooey sentimental cards.
197 christmas c d releases
196 xmas wrapping rolls from the $2 shop
195 twinkle lights still glowing
The 194th recital of Cantankerous Grandpa's story of the differences between parallel and series wiring in Christmas Lights.
193 disappointed Christmas shoppers that don't hear the words: Merry Christmas, when they pay at the check-out.
192 presents awaiting a battery on boxing day
191 elves on the unemployment line on 12/26.
