heh lol
190 ways to wrap a mountain bike
189 teachers on tranks as the holiday madness escalates.
188 single fathers buring the turkey and having to take their child/s to Dennys
187 frantic parents fighting over the last Tickle Me Bilbo toy, a rare crossover marketing venture between PBS, Peter Jackson and JRR Tolkein.
186 candy canes for Good Little Girls and Boys.
185, the average price for a gadet in the magazines' top 10 gift list
184 cars and 3 carpark spaces
183 ways to make your little brother cry before Christmas morning
182 ways to mispronounce "Chanukah".
181 times I curse at stupid people just standing in the middle of the aisle blocking up the already packed stores.
180 diffrent blow up santas in the yard
179 children that have nothing better to do than to run around outside.
178 pounds then credit card expires.
177 rolls of wrapping paper ordered from my boss's son's school
176 stores to check in pursuit of elusive Kiddy Electronics.
175 in the queue at Argos
174 calories in half a glass of eggnog
173 people I need to school before X-MAS
171 couples arguing in Macy's over some stupid overpriced piece of crap their little brat kid wants from Santa...