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Camel joke

 
 
lmur
 
Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 02:52 pm
A Foreign Legion soldier joins an (all-male) regiment somewhere in North Africa. On his first day, his sergeant is showing him the ropes. At the end of the guided tour, the sergeant says: ".. and if you're a red-blooded male, come to my office, where I can give you a key to (points) the shed down there. There's a camel which is used by all the other men."

The new recruit is disgusted. "No way! Not in a million years" .

Weeks go by. The new recruit is getting on fine but finds the absence of females more and more difficult to get used to. The sergeant told him: "Don't forget that key!" But, he holds firm.

Finally, one day, he snapped and, bursting into the sergeant's office, screams: "Give me the friggin' key!" Down to the shed he goes, unlocks the door and, with some difficulty, "humps" (sorry) the camel.

Sated, he returned to the sergeant's office, returns the key and says: "Thanks. I really needed that."
"That's great," the sergeant said. "However, most of the men just ride it into the next village."
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 03:11 pm
yeah not bad
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 06:37 pm
I know several camel jokes, none of which are suitable for even a tolerant forum like a2k.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 07:52 am
roger wrote:
I know several camel jokes, none of which are suitable for even a tolerant forum like a2k.


awwwhhh go on... just one


then you can tell the rest
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