Camel joke

A Foreign Legion soldier joins an (all-male) regiment somewhere in North Africa. On his first day, his sergeant is showing him the ropes. At the end of the guided tour, the sergeant says: ".. and if you're a red-blooded male, come to my office, where I can give you a key to (points) the shed down there. There's a camel which is used by all the other men."

The new recruit is disgusted. "No way! Not in a million years" .

Weeks go by. The new recruit is getting on fine but finds the absence of females more and more difficult to get used to. The sergeant told him: "Don't forget that key!" But, he holds firm.

Finally, one day, he snapped and, bursting into the sergeant's office, screams: "Give me the friggin' key!" Down to the shed he goes, unlocks the door and, with some difficulty, "humps" (sorry) the camel.

Sated, he returned to the sergeant's office, returns the key and says: "Thanks. I really needed that."
"That's great," the sergeant said. "However, most of the men just ride it into the next village."