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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 10:37 am
Go away... I'm trying to sleep.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:04 am
Good one! LOL
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:17 am
Be patient with this one, now:

Would you know me if I had measles?
Would you know me if I had mumps?
Knock knock
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:24 am
Who's there.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:27 am
Ah, you didn't know me.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:58 am
And do you have measels, or mumps, or both?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 11:59 am
Good one Letty, I never heard it before.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 12:15 pm
Actually, drewdad, I was supposed to let you answer yes to each question.

ex. Would you know me if I had measles?
Yes
Woud you know me if I had mumps?
Yes

Knock knock
Who's there.

Ah, you didn't know me.

I like those crazy ones Angelique.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 12:22 pm
From the good ole' communist times, when policemen were the prime target of all jokes:

Policeman at home. Knock on his door:

Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Me!
<policeman terrified:> Me?!?!
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Fijian
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2005 02:51 pm
im new here but i got one so..


nok nok

who there

an interpeting cow

an interepting co....

**before he can finish his sentence**

MOOOOOOO
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 09:39 am
Didn't quite understand Dag's and Fijian's knock knock joke

Fijin, welcome to A2K.

knock knock
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 09:45 am
Who's there?
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 09:55 am
Sam and Janet
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:13 am
Sam and Janet who?
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:38 am
Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger. Smile
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:40 am
Letty wrote:
Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger. Smile


Laughing

I was Nellie in High School!!

Knock knock
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:46 am
Letty wrote:
Didn't quite understand Dag's and Fijian's knock knock joke


It's an "interrupting" cow, Letty.

Sorta along the lines of: "What did the ADHD kid say to his friend?"

<interrupting the response> "LET'S RIDE BIKES!"

---

Now, will you or Bella please explain your "Sam and Janet" joke to me?
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:52 am
First an explanation, then an appreciation, and next who's there to Bella.

Artist: Lyrics
Song: Some Enchanted Evening Lyrics

Emile:
Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger,
you may see a stranger
Across a crowded room
And somehow you know,
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see her
Again and again.

Okay, I get it, Tico.

Who's there, Bella. Very Happy
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:54 am
Ahh. I see. Thanks.


Yes, who's there, Bella?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:54 am
Doris
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