Yes, the till requires a manager's key, but that's not what we're talking about right now.
Yes, the till requires a manager's key, but that's not what we're talking about right now who?
And happily so. Good day, nimh.
Knock-knock, who's there, catch.
OK, I didnt mean, like, to kill this thread ... i was just being my usual flippant self.
As Sozzie seems to have knocked off, here's one from Rowan Atkinson (note: doesn't require audience participation).
Knock knock
Who's there?
Death..
Death HEUH
Heh!
Imur, you still there?
Banana.
I just can't wait for Imur I have to know the answer! Banana who?
(This might only work IRL! Too much stop and start and it gets even more annoying than it's supposed to be. So I'll summarize...)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
yukyukyuk...