What do you scream (if you scream), when you orgasm?

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I cant believe that nobody ever asked this yet... that it's up to me to ask this question. Huh.

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I don't scream - I don't want to wake my wife...

:-D

I scream, "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived -" and then I forget the rest and have to Google it before I can finish.

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I tend to be sleeping when it happens since it only happens in my dreams...

The last time I was awake it was something like aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH! Wheeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Oh yeah that was good. Hey let's do that again... my hand declined the invite Crying or Very sad

Truthfully I have no idea...to some degree it depends on my mood at the time.

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ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh oooooh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhh ooo ahhhh oo ahhhh ooooh ahhhhh ahhhh oooooh wooo wooo wooo wooo woo wooo booga booooga booooga SWEET MARY JESUS MOTHER OF GOD ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGGGGGG!!

Scares the hell out of the cat.

I really should try a human some time.

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I dont know ... I was visiting an acquaintance the other day, and she had a cat, and the cat was all licking itself when I suddenly heard a faint but distinctly "guuuuuuss"-sounding miaow from its corner of the room.. so, I dunno.

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What was the cat wearing? Was she hot?

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lmao

this thread is soo funny Laughing

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"I almost got it in that time!"

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

What was the cat wearing? Was she hot?

she was grey and fluffy, with pleading eyes peering from that gruff old-man's face of hers ... the kind that hides in a corner, but wait until you tickle her under her skin. She definitely seemed your type. Need me to arrange a new hook-up or will you find your own way?

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OK, I'll admit it. I heard this story about a woman who apparently kept groaning, screaming and sighing "niiimmhhh" during sex, positively shrieking nniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! the moment she came, and how it was making her man insecure ... and I was kinda hoping to be able to tease out who that might be.

Remember - This is a safe place. You're among friends here. Talking about it is the only way to be able to do something with it, move it on so to say... I wont be angry, or jealous. Honest.

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I forget if I scream or what I say if I do.

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I dont scream.
I just have a real low growl .. kind of like .. well.. I dunno .. never listened to myself..

Ill ask my neighbors..

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nimh wrote:

and I was kinda hoping to be able to tease out who that might be.

nimh wrote:

Remember - This is a safe place. You're among friends here..

yeah
whats a little cum amongst friends huh! Very Happy

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I scream, "smack my ass?"

Then I realize I'm the only one in the room.

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I always scream "oooohhhh God" -
which makes a guy feel very special, in an elevating
kind of way.

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shewolfnm wrote:

nimh wrote:
and I was kinda hoping to be able to tease out who that might be.

You know, I was thinking, to really get to the bottom of this, find out what the nature of the issue here is exactly and what, you know, the proper course of follow-up action is, we'd need to do an audiographic analysis ... any way in which you can do a recording perhaps, so you can upload a file for us? It could be, like, an auditive Rohrschach...

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CalamityJane wrote:

I always scream "oooohhhh God" -
which makes a guy feel very special, in an elevating
kind of way.

Thats whats commonly known as a divine orgasm, in the system of quadruclassification of orgasms.

That particular model of identification outlines, as the word already suggests, four main strands of orgasms.

The first one is:

yes YES oooohh yeeessss yes, yes, yes, oh baby YES yes YYYEEEESSS!!

A so-called positive orgasm.

The second one is

oh no, nooo, ohhmmmmh oo- oo no-oo... no .. oh, no, No, NO ahhmmmkweehh noooo-ooh no, o i'm gonna i'm gonna oh nooOOOO

or, what is categorised as a negative orgasm.

The divine orgasm, you already noted, though in somewhat elliptic fashion.

Finally, an example of the fourth kind is

oohh Calamity, oh yes .. hmmm yes ..o Jane, Jaaa-aane ... you're making me .. oh Jane, Ja--aaaanne, Oh christ Calamity Ja, ja-a, Jaaaa-aaaannee oh JANE!!

... a fake orgasm.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha, that was very clever nimh. <running away from CJ's pointy boot tips>

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whats all this build up moaning?

Silence..

tension

then ........ growl..

Very Happy

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