The Argument Clinic - Monty Python

No, I don't.....heeheeheheheheeheheheheheheehhhh

Yes you do.

Most people argue over a garden fence. The invective seems to fly with much more venom.
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I'm superior, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction, you're the small
I'm the major one, you're the minor one
I can beat you shootin', that's not all

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't, Yes I can, No you can't
Yes I can, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No, you're not, Yes I am, No you're not
Yes I am, No you're not, Yes I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie? No, Neither can I

Anything you can sing I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
No you can't....

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents, Forty cents, Thirty cents
Twenty cents, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
Thirty feet, Forty feet, Fifty feet
Sixty feet, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yes, So can a rat

Anything you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No you can't....

Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your fist? With my feet, With your feet?
With an axe, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

Any school where you went, I could be master
I could be master much faster than you
Can you spell, No I can't, Can you add
No I can't, Can you teach, Yes I can, yes I can

I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser
I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle
I can open any safe
With out being caught? Yes, That's what I thought, you crook

Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you.
No you can't, Yes I ca-a-a-a-an, Yes you ca-a-an

Can't keep Eric Idle now, can we.

Yes we can.

yes we can no we can't yes we can no we cant. oh sod it, i'm going down the pub

No you're not.

I am going down the pub Montana and neither you my dear nor the Hole In The Wall Gang can stop me

Yes we can.

Have I ticked everyone off and chased them off to the pub? LOL!

not that I've noticed. In my case I'm a free spirit or rather a beer or 2

No you're not.

Do they have a computer at the pub?

If they do that might explain some of the posts over on Abuzz

Montana, no the pub does not have a computer but, and this is a big but, they do have a buxom barmaid

You rang?


oh! I mean, no they don't!

Hey, they just might.

Acquiunk
You just might be on to something there! Hmmmm.....

No he's not.

Yeah, he is - lord knows what it is, but he's onto SOMETHING.

I still say a contradiction isn't a proper argument....

Yes it is.

Merry Christmas, Craven and Deb. You just saved me a postage stamp. Is Eric Idle?. Watched an Aussie movie last night called The Dish.