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The Argument Clinic - Monty Python

 
 
Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 03:28 pm
No you didn't.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 03:32 pm
dlowan wrote:
You are just contradicting! That's not an argument!


Yes I did.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 03:47 pm
Your time is up. Yes it is.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:04 pm
No it isn't. No it isn't.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:24 pm
Will you two pipe down! The racket is getting unbearable.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:24 pm
No it's not.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:26 pm
It takes two.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:34 pm
No, it doesn't.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:37 pm
the parrot's not dead, he's just sleeping. It's the flounder thats dead.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:38 pm
In which case one of you is making enough noise for two.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:39 pm
How can a dead thing flounder? It is risen!!!!


Well, if anyone is noisy around here, it certainly isn't ME!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:41 pm
No they're not.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:42 pm
Yes they are
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:43 pm
con'tra'dict

Pronunciation: (kon"tru-dikt'), [key]
v.t.
1. to assert the contrary or opposite of; deny directly and categorically.
2. to speak contrary to the assertions of: to contradict oneself.
3. (of an action or event) to imply a denial of: His way of life contradicts his stated principles.
4. Obs.to speak or declare against; oppose.

v.i.
to utter a contrary statement.

ar'gu'ment

Pronunciation: (är'gyu-munt), [key]
n.
1. an oral disagreement; verbal opposition; contention; altercation: a violent argument.
2. a discussion involving differing points of view; debate: They were deeply involved in an argument about inflation.
3. a process of reasoning; series of reasons: I couldn't follow his argument.
4. a statement, reason, or fact for or against a point: This is a strong argument in favor of her theory.
5. an address or composition intended to convince or persuade; persuasive discourse.
6. subject matter; theme: The central argument of his paper was presented clearly.
7. an abstract or summary of the major points in a work of prose or poetry, or of sections of such a work.
8. Math.
a. an independent variable of a function.
b. Also called amplitude. the angle made by a given vector with the reference axis.
c. the angle corresponding to a point representing a given complex number in polar coordinates. Cf. principal argument.
9. Computers.a variable in a program, to which a value will be assigned when the program is run: often given in parentheses following a function name and used to calculate the function.
10. Obs.
a. evidence or proof.
b. a matter of contention.

THERE'S an end of the contradiction/argument argument.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:45 pm
They certainly are, you can hear it all over A2K.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:47 pm
Quote:
THERE'S an end of the contradiction/argument argument.


No IT ISN'T!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:47 pm
Since A2k is a visual, not aural - or indeed oral - environment, I would call upon you tp present evidence for the assertion that you can hear us all over A2k.

I would add, for the sake of contention that, even if they COULD hear us, they would also be able to hear YOU!

Tu quoque.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:48 pm
Acquiunk wrote:
They certainly are, you can hear it all over A2K.


No you can't!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:48 pm
Well, Pondy = present your case.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2003 06:50 pm
I didn't hear it.
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