Has anyone ever seen a pillowless bed? I was down at the hospital earlier today, having a wart removed from my ear canal, when I happened to notice my friend Judy making a bed. No pillows. I stuck my head in the door and said "Hey, Judy. You want me to run down to the store and buy a couple of pillows for that bed? It looks rather naked."
"Get the hell out of here, Gus!", she screamed. But than she glanced at the bandage on my ear and said, in a friendlier tone, "My goodness, Gus, what did you do to your ear?"
I explained about the wart and we discussed the upcoming bake sale and then I headed home as she continued messing around with her pillowless bed...