@XXSpadeMasterXX,
You wrote,
Quote:".... and if God is real, we will someday too!"
Christians have been waiting for his "return" for over 2000 years. How much longer?
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
XXSpadeMasterXX wrote:Why do you come here?
'cause they kicked me out of the walmart
@cicerone imposter,
just think of the poor jews, they're still waiting for the first visit
dj(the matzoh is getting stale)jd62
@djjd62,
Don't worry, tomorrow I bet you get thrown out of somewhere a whole lot classier.
@cicerone imposter,
Quote:Christians have been waiting for his "return" for over 2000 years. How much longer?
I wasn't even referring to that, I do not think his second coming will happen in our lifetime...I meant we will know when we die, and are in Heaven and one with God...
We do not need to wait till the final battle till it is all revealed...
@djjd62,
You've got to hold on to that dream.
i wonder what folks will make of this new revelation
A certain American religious sect has been looking at conditions of the world during the Flood.
According to their calculations, during the Flood the winds, tides and currents were in an overall southeasterly direction.
This would mean that in order for Noah’s Ark to have ended up on Mount Ararat, it would have to have started out several thousand miles to the west.
This would then locate pre-Flood civilization in the area of Upstate New York, and the Garden of Eden roughly in New York City.
Now, in order to get from one place to another, something must move.
No one in New York remembers moving, and there are no traces of Biblical history in the Upstate New York area.
So we are led to the only available conclusion in this time warp, and that is that the Ark has simply not left yet.
I met an atheist once and questioned him. Turns out he wasn't really an atheist he just thought he was.
@djjd62,
Quote:i wonder what folks will make of this new revelation...
That it is not correct, but I know your joking with it...
Eden was somewhere in Egypt, and the Ark ending up on a mountain near Turkey, some scholars believe...
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:
'cause they kicked me out of the walmart
was it just that one or the whole chain?
@thack45,
the whole chain, they even put my picture up, so their staff could recognize me
@djjd62,
Pleased to see you've wiped the blood off your face.
@djjd62,
well done.
i was just throwing out an
o brother, where art though quote...
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
it's the opening segment of avant-garde artist Laurie Anderson's multi performance show United States Live
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Live
it's one of my favourite albums
another favourite part with a religious theme
A group of American minimal artists were on a goodwill trip to China. Near the end of their visit, they stopped in a remote province where few Americans had ever gone. One of the Chinese hosts seemed to be very confused about the United States. He kept asking questions like: “Is it true that Americans ride airplanes ... to work?” “Is it true that all your food is made in factories?”
One of the artists was a conceptualist whose specialties was theories about information and truth. He decided to try out one of his theories on the host.
So when the host asked, “Is it true you have robots in your houses?” he said, “Yes, yeah. We have lots of them. It’s true.”
The host asked, “Is it true that Americans live on the moon?” The artist said, “Yes, it’s true. A lot of us live there. In fact, we go there all the time.”
In this province, however, the word for moon was the same as the word for heaven. The hosts were amazed that Americans traveled to heaven. They were even more amazed that we were able to come back--that we went to heaven all the time.
They look like us.
They act like us.
Remember us.
They are not us.
@cicerone imposter,
Quote:spendi, Have you ever heard the word "antiquated?"
If by "antiquated" you mean restoring women's things to their pristine purity I plead guilty.
@djjd62,
I saw Laurie Anderson in Hammersmith, can't remember the exact tour, 86 or 87. There was a guy playing a piano tie and a film clip of her dancing with William Burroughs.
