***NEWS FLASH***
Reporters for the NY Times today published what can only be termed incontrovertible proof of widespread abuse of Smurfs held as prisoners of war.
Coming on the heels of the recent scandal at Abu Ghraib, the Bush administration once again finds itself under fire for violations of the Geneva Convention.
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According to eyewitness accounts, the NY Times reports that Smurf prisoners have routinely been gagged, beaten and dipped in molten brass. Here, Agnetha Columbard, the wife of an American colonel is shown proudly holding a "souvenir" of her husband's work. Col. Columbard is now being held pending trial by military tribunal.
Bluemora goes down in history 
