George Bush has just attacked another country!

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I was watching tv and they interrupted the program for a special news alert. The United States has invaded yet another country.

I was quite sickened by this news and I'm sure Bush is using this as a method of diverting the public's attention from the investigation and collapse of his administration.

Bush said the country had weapons of mass destruction and they were pointed directly at us. He said if we didn't attack them that soon "The skies over New York, Cleveland, Chicago, and San Francisco would be filled with incoming missles."

Bush went on to stress the importance of a first strike and that is exactly what he did.

I sat in numbed silence as I watched the bombs fall on these poor innoncent civilians.

When will the madness end? When will Bush be put on trial for war crimes?

See for yourself..... see for yourself and weep...... if you have a heart.....

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http://www.interfool.at/schluuumpf/sockel_skiurlaub.jpg

how many must suffer at his hands

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Whoa! He has gone too far this time.

;-)

There are reports that the Smurfland Army are preparing for retaliation

http://toysaregoodfood.com/content/storypix/SmurfArmy_1.jpg

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That war could not be avoided. DAMNIT!!! Papa Smurf is a madman. We have proof he used WMD's on the Keebler's in order to take control of their cookies.

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it could all be a misunderstanding, he may have got confused by the concept of red and blue states

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finally the truth, gus's sympathy is a smokescreen, when the war is over gustav(call me haliburton)raztenhofer, will make a killing supplying the survivors with clothes and shoes

http://www.bootlegrobot.com/pictures/smurfs.jpg

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Now they are showing on the tv aerial photos of what is purported to be a burial site in the northern region of Smurfdom. The general who is speaking and pointing at the map just said something about thousands of keebler elves who were slaughtered and bulldozed into the ground by Papa Smurf. Something about a failed assassination plot. I didn't get all the details.

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Don't worry Gus. I have it from a reliable source that a defector provided all the information that the administration needed to prove that WMD existed. I think the defector goes by the name of Gargamel. (Not sure of the spelling.) Code name "Screwball"

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Yes. Indeed. Indeed it was me! And I'd do it all over again if I could.

Damn them! Damn the Smurfs to hell!

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Gustav is in the bed with the Keeblers.

NO WAR FOR COOKIES! NO WAR FOR COOKIES!

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This just in......

President Bush had learned that there was a plot developing to infiltrate the United States with Smurf operatives. They will run against the President in the next election. When Bush learned of this plot of the blue people, he went berserk and ordered the attack.

http://www.angband.org/~kramer/prime-smurf-2004.jpg

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It seems this is why we haven't seen much of Dick Cheney lately. He was busy working with "the smurf project" being run out of his office.

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A video has been received by Fox News from the Smurf Freedom Fighters. It shows a bound and gagged Dick Cheney. The rumours that he had gone fishing were, apparently, false. We will update our viewers as more information is confirmed.