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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 02:31 pm
The Perfect Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear
and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother," Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You don't really have another
occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"
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utrnewsletter
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 02:48 pm
lol nice 1
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vinsan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:03 am
Good
Great! :wink:
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:09 am
Haha, that's great! Can you imagine, how the new wife
would be turning into a spitting fury after she attended the
rehearsal dinner. I love it!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 01:28 pm
oh yeah!
the mom in that joke is awesome. Twisted Evil
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 01:34 pm
the men reading this are now going OK.......what's the funny part?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 01:40 pm
I think, this joke is not exactly intended for men, dys.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 01:48 pm
dont forget wich man you are talking to CJ...

just because he isnt SEEN in public wearing a dress...Confused
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 02:15 pm
You mean he's all feminine and the cowboy outfit is
a disguise?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 02:26 pm
frilly under-britches and all. ;-)
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eshekhar
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 10:30 am
i didnt get it the joke!

Funny HAHA huh?

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Bhai, Tension Nahi Leneka!- Circuit
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 10:54 am
I got it right away . . . does that mean there's something wrong with me?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 11:05 am
Probably, but we all forgive you your little foibles.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 11:11 am
you wearing frilly under britches too??
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 11:18 am
Nunya, Wolfwoman, nunya . . .
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 11:21 am
>tee hee hee <
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eshekhar
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 09:31 pm
Someone care to explain it to me....

just a hint perhaps...
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flushd
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 09:56 pm
This made me think of that movie Monster in Law.
I think the mother in law actually wears a white dress (that looks like a wedding dress) to the wedding trying to upfront the bride. Quite amusing.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 08:49 am
I have not seen that movie, but I want to.

is it really.. cheesy?
jennifer lopez is an awful actress.. but a horrid mother in law will tickle my funny bone really well i think.. hehe
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 08:57 am
eshekhar wrote:
Someone care to explain it to me....

just a hint perhaps...


Nothing is more offensive to a woman of style than to see someone else wearing the same dress or outfit. When the father's new wife bought the same dress as bride's mother, and insisted that she would wear it to the wedding, it was a declaration of "style war" on the mother. But if the mother of the bride wears that dress to the rehearsal dinner, which takes place before the wedding, the father's new wife would just look like a style idiot to then wear that dress to the wedding.

Final score: Bride's Mother-infinity, New Wife-zip.
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