ha! true. anything with a pair of eyes. could sometimes even be a poster on a wall.
and that would NOT be an a2k poster tied to a wall, just a paper one.
i hate it even more to feel my cats cold tongue on my butt cheeks...
i sware she is a perv
Phoenix32890 wrote:DrewDad wrote:It's not the threesome that would worry me, but the likelyhood of developing pustules....
This gal sound like a loose cannon. I would bet that she has gotten involved in similar scenarios before she laid eyes on you.
Yeah, I knew she had some problems right around the time she told us the incedibly bizarre story of how she'd been raped in Montauk a few years ago. She was kind of scary.
You know, one of the only reasons I even considered it in the first place is that I'm a writer-wanna-be and I think that a true writer would do it, just for the experience. But I also think that there's something to be said for leaving some lines uncrossed.
Also, it was a guy and a girl. The two girls and a guy thing....oh yeah, I'd do that for sure.
Hey, Slappy, I forgot to tell you, I also saw the NYC version of you last night.
I was sitting at the bar, and these two girls were nearby, talking among themselves, and this guy in a Yankees jersey who had been doing all these Yankees cheers LOUDLY all night comes up to them, and just by looking at him I could see that he was beyond f*cked up.
Anyway, so he comes up and says something (I was too far away to hear it exactly) about their periods. Surprisingly, they didn't freak out, but talked to him a little bit. Then he walks away, talks to his buddies for a little bit, then comes back and starts talking to the girls again. All of a sudden, the one girl shouts, "THAT'S IT! GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" I don't know what the hell he said, but it must have been pretty nasty. Ha, he even looked a little bit like you. I actually laughed, thinking that this guy must have gone to the Slappy Doo Hoo School of Charm, and when the girl saw me smiling, she gave me a look like I should watch myself, which I was sober enough to heed.
Of course, at that point, he stopped reminding me of you, because he got all sulky and apologetic, and eventually left, all dejected and ****. I'm sure you would have probably called her a fat whore or something and run out of the bar. But it was pretty funny for a little while.
Bella Dea wrote:I don't see the big deal. Trust me. When in a 3-some, you aren't paying any attention to the party that doesn't interest you. And it would be something different. Don't knock it til you try it. :wink:
Sounds like we have a resident expert on the MMF group sex. I'm going to start calling you "3-way."
Kicky, believe it or not, I'm usually much smoother than that. Unless I'm as banged up as that guy. Or if I'm purposely trying to piss of a female, which I occasionally do for self-amusement. You won't believe how many dumb women still won't care. I started talking to one chick one night, she had some southern accent mixed with a high pitched voice(like she was molested as a child). I asked her if she realized she was out in public talking like that....minute later she was hitting on me.
Kicky, you don't have experience everything you write about it. Stephen King and JR Tolkein have not lived their books.
Why not write a book about flirting?- you seem to have a knack based on what I have seen here. You can hire Slappy as your editor - two flirt heads are better than one. There seems to be an endless audience for "how to find a mate" books.
GW, of course you're right, but from my experiences with writiing, it always seems that the things I've written from experience have been better. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but it sure feels that way.
Thanks for the idea, but I've actually had a book idea in my head for quite a while now, which, one day, if I ever get some ambition, I might actually try to put together. I know, most of the time when people say things like that, someday never comes, but at least it keeps the dream alive.
Kicky's going to write one of the world's shortest books:
"In-depth description of my sex life: the women and experiences," by Kickycan.
Hey! My sex life has only sucked for the past year or so!
You're almost at your second anniversary of this fascinating question.
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