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Tue 11 Oct, 2005 01:18 pm
Okay, so, I'm in a bar last night. Some girl comes up to me and asks me to give her a couple bucks for the jukebox. I do, and we start to pick songs together, and one thing leads to another, and I'm thinking she wants to bang me. It is obvious that she's a slutty freak, and although she isn't exactly Salma Hayek, and actually I had more of a thing for the cute bartender, I'm considering banging her. But I figure it's probably not gonna happen because there's some guy that she already knows who is hanging around too.
I am having fun though, and she is telling the most disturbing story I've heard since the old guy/asian porn story from last week, so I decide to hang out with them for a while. At some point, we start to get to that stage of drunkenness where inhibitions are pretty much out the window. She's tongue-kissing him, we're laughing, she's kissing me, there's more laughing, we're talking about sex...finally, while she's in the bathroom or something, this guy says to me, "You wanna double-do her?" Then, thankfully, he adds the addendum that I would definitely need in order to even consider such a thing. "Nothing with you and me, just her."
I don't remember exactly what I said to him at the time, but I think it was something non-commital. Then I went to the bathroom and talked it over with my penis, and we concurred that the two guys and a girl thing is a line that we don't want to cross.
So I go back and tell him that I really don't want to, and he takes the news well, as does she. By this time, it is about Three AM, so we stumble out into the street, where they jump into a taxi. Before she gets in though, she gives me one last good make-out kiss, yells her e-mail address to me, and tells me to get in touch.
So now I'm staring at this e-mail address that I wrote down on an envelope last night, and I'm wondering...did I make the right choice?
What would you do? Should I have done it?
Mr K, the only thing to try to picture in your head is an erect todger, owned by a hairy stranger, waggling away not three feet from you.
Now, I don't know about you, but I would rapidly lose any penile inflation that I had acquired, putting me in danger of suffering immediate and utter humiliation.
Deflated, I would dress, leave...and spend the rest of my life expending unnecessary effort in trying to avoid ever bumping into him or her again.
Oh, but I suppose it should go without saying that a woman would just jump at the chance at crawling into bed with another female.
When I was young(er) an old boyfriend asked me if I would ever consider doing a threesome.
I sat and considered a moment, you see, he had a really handsome friend.
So I said "Well, maybe, if I could pick the other guy".
OH, NO NO, that's NOT what I meant!
The subject never came up again.
I'm with you. I couldn't do it either.
Even though the purpose is to gangbang the chick, I still wouldn't want to be 2-3 feet away from another naked guy, no matter the situation.
Just your luck, man. Too bad he wasn't a she. Your story today would be a little different.
Hey, at least you got to first base! HIGH FIVE!!!!
It's not the threesome that would worry me, but the likelyhood of developing pustules....
I don't see the big deal. I mean, would you be thinking about the guy getting blown in front of you or the ass you're banging? What's the difference between the live version and porn? You'd be watching a guy bang a chick in porn...why not have that freaky chick live?
Trust me. When in a 3-some, you aren't paying any attention to the party that doesn't interest you. And it would be something different. Don't knock it til you try it. :wink:
I dont blame you Kicky,
I mean..
what if , while rolling the girl around, you bump tube steaks? By accident.. you know.. and it just sends quakes through your spine?
What if his nipples start dripping? and you just faint?
I mean... gosh.. freaky **** happens all the time man.
Funny thing my ex once told me that he wanted to havea 3some with me and I was like no, I can't touch another girl but he was like, no I want it to be a guy... yes.. freaked me out and I said no...
But yea Kicky if I were a guy, I don't think I could do it either... you could both be doing her in one hole and your private members would touch or rub up against each other... ewww... I hate my ex... him and his friend pulled trains on girls all the time... but not me... yuck
Ill video tape it for you though kicky..
Phoenix32890 wrote:
All I can say is that doing a threesome with complete strangers is really putting your ass on the line. I am glad that you did not get involved.[/color][/b]
I'd say more so his pee pee.
But that's what condoms are for.
Yes, what if your Illinois Rolled Roasts become entangled?
Someone would have to muddle about to undo the knot.
The girl couldn't help, she'd be laughing too hard.
So Bella, seriously, what's the sense in a threesome if 2 of the people aren't paying any attention to the third party?
I mean, then someone is going to get left out.
I'm quite sure that would be me.
I'd probably end up getting up and throwing a load of laundry in the wash.
"OK, just let me know when you're done"
<jeez, and I was the only girl in this 3-some>
Oh no, no one gets left out because there's always the freak who wanted to start it. All I am saying is you don't HAVE to engage in acts with both people. Finger cuffs anyone? :wink:
i loved finger cuffs.
what a great character
she was hot too
sooooo.....there's gotta be at least one person who has to divide their attention.
I just don't like those odds.
What happens if all 3 of you, even the one who came up with the idea, really just wants one other person, and the other is just supposed to watch or something.
Wow, this is all so complicated.....
No wonder I find being in large groups so uncomfortable, I can't even manage a decent threesome.
How many people does it take to constitute an orgy?
Lord, I'd probably have a panic attack and end up being the one making the bacon and eggs for everyone afterwards.
"uh, excuse me, I'm just running out to the store to get food, since we're all going to be so worn out and hungry afterwards. Are eggs alright with everybody? I could pick up some donuts and fruit too".
So, how long do these threesomes actually take? Would I have time to go to the supermarket, or do I have to just have time to run down to the corner market?
3 somes, if they are the first for most , are over quicker then a quickie..
you COULD.. fly to paris and do some shopping if everyone is seasoned in the group sex catagory..
while the idea does not repulse me one bit, quite contrary, i would not be able to get into it. i'd end up beating whoever would dare touch my man - woman or a man. and likelihood of going with two strangers? slim to nonexistent. i'm adventurous, but not insane.
I hate it even when you look up and your dog is sitting there, watching.
And the cat, don't even get me started.
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