Asking for sex in a subtle way

Trying to imagine Slappy's original line with a Bahstin accent....

How about "Stink on my dink or blood on my blade, bitch" ?

That'll build trust.

"I'm out of tissues; will you go home with me?"

I heard this one when me and one of my boyfriends were exchanging pickup lines.. you lick your thumb and wipe it on their shirt and then tell them "So why don't we get those wet clothes off?"
Or for a guy "There is 206 bones in the human body, want another?"

"Excuse me Madame-you have dropped your handkerchief."

Hey-don't American men think they are the answer to a maiden's prayer.Which is about as silly as silly gets.

A Glaswegian that I overheard in a nightclub once, talking to a girl, while her friend was listening.

"Excuse me luv, do you F***?"

"NO I DO NOT!"

"Well what about your mate?" (not even bothering to look at the other girl)

........and they say that the French are romantic.

It is quite obvious your Highness that the Galswegian was straight from some self abuse and was just trying to make conversation.

You're probably right, Mr S........


Personally, I just stick my twelve inch tongue out and flap it around at high speed until a female comes across and starts a conversation.

It just goes to show what refined breeding over many generations can do.

Yes, my Uncle, who was also my great Grandfather, used to say the same thing.

Foreplay in Australia..."you awake love?"

No, gf.......foreplay in Australia.....


"Brace yerself!"

....or......

"D'ya fancy a shag, Shiela?"

"Not really, Bruce"

"Well, d'ya mind lying down, so that I can have one then?"

Your uncle/gg father got a 14yr old maid,your gg mother, in the club and a girl baby resulted,your g mother.When she was 15 he got her into the same condition.He would be about 30 when another baby girl arrived ,your mother who had a sister sired by him as well on your g mother.This sister was very good looking and when she was 16 he married her.He would be about 45 by then.Your mother married your gg father's brother as she had become a Fabian and you arrived.

Is there an easier explanation which also fits in with your degenerate appearence and literary style.
We still need a satisfactory explanation though of the Curry's queue episode.It was so tasteless.

You have obviously been researching my reknowned family, Spendius.
The male line would get up a frog if it stopped hopping.

I never queue for Curry, as they deliver in this neck of the woods.

That reminds me, I must chase up the 75p refund for that soggy poppadom they sent me the other day.

Frighteningly close to the truth

Hey guys, would this help any of you?


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=61458&highlight=

My favorite has always been "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

or go up to a complete stranger and say "f*ck me if I am wrong, but do I know you?"

Oh the classics.....

Excuse me, do you wash your pants in Windex cuz I can see myself in them.

Are you tired honey, cuz you've been running though my head all day.

just walk up to a woman, grab her by the pubic hairs and drag her into the store room..


sheeesh.