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Asking for sex in a subtle way

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kickycan
 
Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 07:47 pm
How's this for subtle?

Hey, baby, can I put my kickin' mule in your stall?
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 07:53 pm
Perfect!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 08:03 pm
Excellent. I'll use it the next chance I get.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 08:06 pm
Try it at Ray Bari's.
Tonight is YOUR night.


Cool
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 08:07 pm
I can just see the headlines in tomorrows NY Post...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 08:09 pm
<shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:13 pm
Just say "baby, I wish you were a storm door, so I could slam you all day long."
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:14 pm
Yeah, yeah...that's pretty good...
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:18 pm
You must like rough women...with lines like that, I can tell you probably get slapped alot

Laughing
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:20 pm
"...probably get slapped alot..." But that's all part of great sex, isn't it? LOL
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:20 pm
cicerone imposter wrote:
"...probably get slapped alot..." But that's all part of great sex, isn't it? LOL


...depends who is doing the slapping
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:21 pm
colorbook wrote:
You must like rough women...with lines like that, I can tell you probably get slapped alot

Laughing


I once walked up to a chick and said "your parents must be retarded....because you're special."

She laughed and retorted, "say this to a girl instead: do you have a pierced tounge? No? Baby, you NEED a stud in your mouth."

So I learned one of the funniest pick-up lines I've ever heard from a chick.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:37 pm
I know women hear enough of them
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 09:57 pm
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b214/wwright43/halloween.gif
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 11:22 pm
kicky did say "subtle" didn't he? I'm in the wrong generation! LOL
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2005 11:40 pm
Kicky just needs some one to plain old like him and he'll be fine, assuming he likes her too.

Ok, I'm exaggerating. That's a start.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 05:16 am
Did you know that browsing through titles quickly this one looked to me like Asking for sex in the subway... Shocked ?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 05:19 am
<maybe that's what kix meant?>
<maybe that's where he went?>

Cool
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 05:21 am
LOL@sturgis&ehBeth

http://www.horrorseek.com/horror/realm/rotlart2.jpg
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 07:58 am
May I cover you in bread crumbs?
<unsuspecting woman asks why>
'Cause you make me wanna shake 'n bake.
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