maybe he ment 2, 500?
maybe he was telling the truth and was just.. .well.. he just didnt care WHAT you thought, but wanted to just say what was on his mind..
strange... strange indeed
It may have been $25,000, its a big industry, no reason why he shouldnt get paid big bucks.
My gut is telling me he was coming on to you.
I mentioned once before that I found out after we married that my ex-husband had been a male prostitute in Manhatten during his early teenage years (maybe even a young as 11) until he was 20ish.
He told me a lot of stories about how men would hook up with him.....I think this guy was feeling you out to see if you were interested.
My ex-husband told me there was one guy well known amongst the boys that would give you a little money, but the main attraction was that you would go up to his apartment and he would feed you afterwards.
He always only wanted to perform oral sex on the boys, and he had pictures of naked women plastered all over his walls, in case the boys needed some help.
His fridge was always full of containers of potato salad, macaroni salad, egg salad, cole slaw etc. He would even give you a container of salad to go.
Guess what they called him?
I believe it you surveyed every man, woman and child on the planet, you might come up with two that are willing to watch an 84-year old man performing fellatio.
That would be Slappy and Donald Rumsfield.
And that certainly couldn't justify that sort of payment.
Therefore, I believe this story to be a hoax.
Chai Tea wrote:My gut is telling me he was coming on to you.
I mentioned once before that I found out after we married that my ex-husband had been a male prostitute in Manhatten during his early teenage years (maybe even a young as 11) until he was 20ish.
He told me a lot of stories about how men would hook up with him.....I think this guy was feeling you out to see if you were interested.
My ex-husband told me there was one guy well known amongst the boys that would give you a little money, but the main attraction was that you would go up to his apartment and he would feed you afterwards.
He always only wanted to perform oral sex on the boys, and he had pictures of naked women plastered all over his walls, in case the boys needed some help.
His fridge was always full of containers of potato salad, macaroni salad, egg salad, cole slaw etc. He would even give you a container of salad to go.
Guess what they called him?
Hmmm...The Salad Man? Salad Bar Sammy? Mister Salad? The Guy Who Gives Us Salad After Blowing Us?
You know what
I few years back I watched this porno movie where the setup was this young couple hooked up with this older couple, like in their late 60's early 70's.
Really great video, one of those made back in the 60's, with the really grainy texture and all.
Anyway, the only thing I can remember is the older womans name, Marge.
She was not a porn star, she looked like any 68 year old woman you would see in the supermarket
It was so disturbing, made me really depressed because I knew those 2 older ones had to be dead by now, and quite frankly, the sex with Marge looked gross.
Sometimes I'll think to myself that young people probably imagine me like Marge.
<SOB>
Marge, itt didn't bother you that your husband, "salad tosser," was a man-whore?
<voice cracking>
OH GOD! You are SO cruel Gus!
<SOB>
Chai-I think of yuo as Rita Hayworth, like in your avatar.
Didnt Marge go on to marry a bald bloke that drinks lots of beer, works at a chemical factory, has a disruptive kid.She isnt dead, she just changed careers.
Slappy do hoo-Salad tosser,Man whore-Love it!!
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Marge, itt didn't bother you that your husband, "salad tosser," was a man-whore?
Well, yes actually it did.....
That is a large part of the reason he is my EX-husband.
It was one of those deals where I found out A LOT of things AFTER we were married.
Chai Tea wrote:
Guess what they called him?
Mr Willy Nibbler?.............Tom Arto?.............Vinnie Grette?.......
....I.Swallow?............G. Whacker-Moley?.........A.V.Kardo?.......
......Sal Adtopping?...........
I just saw salad tosser and butted in... didn't actually read the thread... but my little sister calls me up about six months ago and tells me all about how a guy tried to toss her salad.... anyone wanna find him and kick his ass for me???
Why does getting her salad tossed piss you off? He was obviously already doing something else close enough.
Because I am older than her and ain't nobody done that too me... um...
She was a virgin a few months before that and I didn't like him.. doesn't piss me off.. just want to kill him, thats all... it's all normal really
Lord Ellpus wrote:Chai Tea wrote:
Guess what they called him?
Mr Willy Nibbler?.............Tom Arto?.............Vinnie Grette?.......
....I.Swallow?............G. Whacker-Moley?.........A.V.Kardo?.......
......Sal Adtopping?...........
maybe he was irish pete o'file
University setting? Sounds like a psych experiment to me....
We were always being acosted by strangers with a variation of "can I have a dime for the copier? My paper's due in 10 minutes!"
Maybe it's some kind of Amway-Porno thing where you have to recruit new people in to get to the top of the pyramid pay scale.
Whats it called? Network marketing?
Gee Kicky, if this was a come-on, it means you look desperate enough to make old male perverts think they have a chance with you. You need to upgrade you sex aura or something.
Or maybe I just look so good that my allure is too strong to resist! Yeah, that's it, that's what I'm going with.
