Re: Man Bashing: A Little Q & A
The other side of the coin:
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-wife rolling around on the ground in pain?
A: Stroll by with your younger new wife and make a weird grimacing frown of disdain realizing you were once attached to that loathsome creature. Shortly after, breathe a sigh of relief since if she dies, the alimony payments end.
Q: How can you tell if a woman has real breasts or implants?
A: By how much time she spends pushing on them.
Q: Why do little girls whine and cry?
A: They're practicing to be women.
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Several...exact number varies. They need to discuss total lumens, wattage, color of the bulb..blue, soft white, pink, frosted... style of the bulb, the color of the package it came in... oh the list (as is with most women's lists) is virtually
endless.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed woman?
A: Safe....she can't go off using your credit card.
Q: What does it mean when a woman is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: She enjoyed herself too much and now you'll never get rid of her...unless you use a pillow over her face.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because women are so darned choosey.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: So they'll be able to gain sympathy.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because for a few moments they aren't being harassed by some nagging bitch.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A man can be happy with the simple things of life, a woman is never ever happy.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"....can't argue with that one
although "Beauty Tips" would also work well.
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