How should men wear there underwears on!

Sorry Dean, I didn't realise that you were being serious. I also didn't realise that coaches were trained so thoroughly nowadays, and students so in need of basic teaching, as to even require the giving or taking of advice on how to position one's penis inside one's underwear.

OK, if you REALLY require the full info on this subject, here goes.

1. Normal weather conditions..........Down, and in the natural hang position.

2. Humid weather.............Upright, to avoid danger of Betty Swollocks.

3. Cold weather.........Nestled cosily between it's two neighbours.

4. Swimming..........Positioned under large potato in speedos, to enhance street credibility.

5. Running.......strapped to knee to prevent flapping injury.

6. Jumping.......Potato again, but make sure it is secured properly.

I hope this helps...........Personally, I have let mine do it's own thing for the past ninety three years and have never worried about positional etiquette. It still does what it is supposed to do and remains a constant source of pride.

You could consider a Prince Albert piercing.

Now, now, let's not start with the assumptions. "He" might be transgender, after all.

OK, if you REALLY require the full info on this subject, here goes.

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ok guys U seem to assume a lot of things so its better i d't interupt your so called lateral thinking..........
But, if u guys would have read each and every letter of the post u would have not jumped into such a drastic thinking any ways.......
So, thats the way it is .........there is no need to do big things to get famous all u need to do is the same common things which are well known but perfectly then it is when u r a perfectionist........
Any ways u'all have not given any answers to my post constructively other than mud slingging so i suppose i belive that iam done with this post know.........
So, take care guys
Cheers!!!

So, thats the way it is .........there is no need to do big things to get famous all u need to do is the same common things which are well known but perfectly then it is when u r a perfectionist........

Dean, it is when I possibility because you thought of it.

Only now they run with idea back and forth so we can all ruminate in a fecundimental opposition.

I hope I making you clearly on this point.