How should men wear there underwears on!

Thats because they have no protection. I will take the second one on the right home, he looks perky. After, I have protected the others with my hands.

DD, the operant word there is nuts.

I have recently discovered a mail order firm that can supply me with underwear for the forthcoming winter.

Guaranteed to keep Percy warm, apparently..................

Advice from a wise old friend....

"A gentlemen hangs to the left, a rouge, to the right"

Does that say "Polska" on their pants?!!

I am SO ashamed of my heritage

There something written on their pants?

LOL

If you look closely, they are displaying a semaphore message which spells "Happy Birthday, Lek....from the boys"

Lord have mercy! i mean, hi, Lord E!

The second one from the left has a camel toe.

Now you see what I mean about Pole Dancing?

I prefer to "see men wear there underwears on"

... on their head.


This fella's name is <heehee> Walter.

Walter! HA!


I can't wait for his response.......

or some of that poleka dancing. walter is busy discussing my chastity belt on another thread. leave him be.

Hi there.
Thanks for your numerous replies but still you don't seem to have understood or answered my original question which i wanted your help on. how should the dick be placed...........?
simple right.....there is some medical justification to it also.......

hi there all

hi there thanks for that feedback.......but can u be more clear, as the swimming guides seem to advocate a particular way and the body building guides in a separate way for placing the dick so what do u feel now..........

Your new here, so you have to understand one thing, and that is that we all like to joke around. If we joke on your thread it's like being baptized. So Welcome.

The men will get to answering your question soon. I would imagined the position will depend on whatever makes you feel most comfortable, and depending on the tightness of your pants.

They will help you soon k.

Sorry Dean, I didn't realise that you were being serious. I also didn't realise that coaches were trained so thoroughly nowadays, and students so in need of basic teaching, as to even require the giving or taking of advice on how to position one's penis inside one's underwear.

OK, if you REALLY require the full info on this subject, here goes.

1. Normal weather conditions..........Down, and in the natural hang position.

2. Humid weather.............Upright, to avoid danger of Betty Swollocks.

3. Cold weather.........Nestled cosily between it's two neighbours.

4. Swimming..........Positioned under large potato in speedos, to enhance street credibility.

5. Running.......strapped to knee to prevent flapping injury.

6. Jumping.......Potato again, but make sure it is secured properly.

I hope this helps...........Personally, I have let mine do it's own thing for the past ninety three years and have never worried about positional etiquette. It still does what it is supposed to do and remains a constant source of pride.

Thanks on that you guys are real great.
Iam 21 and have just joined a swimming champ were the guide seems to be very specific of these things. Earlier when i used to be involved in bodybuilding there was a different direction given to me by one more of my guides. so, like all humans i ended up becomming confused.......
Thanks For ur help Guys.......
Cheers!