AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Oct, 2005 04:12 am
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This is a personality test.
Pick your answers instinctively.
There are no right or wrong answers.


Imagine yourself with a friend at a coffee bar. Your friend has just ordered a cappuccino, which you were thinking of ordering. So what would you do now?

A) "I'll have the same."
B) "Me too."
C) "Make that two."
D) "I'll have an ice tea." (Or any other completely different drink.)
E) "Cappuccino."

Pick your answer, then scroll down for what each statement means.


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"I'll have the same."
You are a very easy going person. You rarely refuse your friends when they come to you for help. Occasionally, it may be more wise for you to say "NO" sometimes. This might save you from unnecessary trouble.

"Me too."
You are an indecisive person. And the reason for that might be
because you think more than others! Sometimes you should just go for it, otherwise, you might find yourself missing out on a lot of opportunities that would eventually lead you to success.

"Make that two."
You have a strong will. You want to be in control of others. Although you do not show this, you have a hidden desire to be better than everyone who surrounds you.

"I'll have an ice tea." (Or any other completely different drink.)
You are extremely competitive and not afraid to show it. You
will never settle for second best. However, you should be careful of your actions, as others may feel uncomfortable because of your stubborn nature to win at all costs.

"Cappuccino."
Stubborn is the best word to describe you. You will not give in to anything once your mind is set. You live by your own rules, and damn the consequences. But to many people, you are just a hard-headed person with little consideration to others.


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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Oct, 2005 04:36 am
Viagra Coffee



This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."http://www.ineedcoffee.com/inc/images/c-8.jpg
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2005 04:15 am
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Java Dreams



surveiling the curve of her hips

through the steam of his latté

that curve, he thinks

could engulf my world

 

wiping fog from his lenses

he gazes blurry at the sway

inhales her rockingchair walk

catches his breath when the pendulum

pauses

as her bleachwatered hands

press and smooth

her apron flat

 

how he'd love

to press it flat

smooth over those arching bones

the archway to heaven to be sure

 

he dreams

of being cradled and soothed

in a mug of steaming hips

as broad as the equator

as hot as frothed milk

 

he doesn't notice her take notice

of biscotti bits

dangling from a hairy lip

 

she prays

with sighs she keeps

in her pockets like change

with a desire

darker and stronger

than day old Turkish coffee

that he'll brush the crumbs

from his whiskers and table

and leave

or leave a much sweeter tip

   

(c) 2005 karen suriano
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2005 04:18 am
http://www.ineedcoffee.com/inc/images/c-5.jpg

Sans Caffeine
by Lee Evans


All I do is sit
with my head in my hands,
unable to think. And I stare
out the window at myself,
as I squat on the curb
like a blind beggar, holding out
my empty cup
to the agitated
passers-by: those who have had
their fix of morning coffee.
 
I keep falling asleep
in the middle of my work,
with fitful dreams
that are not
Wish-fulfilling Gems.
 
How many days
will I languish here,
like a marionette
hung up by its strings
in the dead master's attic?
Perhaps the wind
will blow in through
these shattered glass panes--
enough to make me dance
and swing in mid-air;
enough to dispel
these wistful
and abortive
dreams.
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2005 04:27 am
The Cup of Tea.


"If you made me some tea, I would be very pleased!"
Said the wife as herself in her chair she had eased,
"That's no problem, my dear I'll soon make you some tea!"
Said the elderly husband who leapt up with much glee.


So the kettle he took, which with water he filled,
And the rush of the water his WIFE's nerves it stilled,
Though her thoughts soon began now to wander away
To the cards that she purchased the morning that day.


She could not now recall where these cards she had stowed,
That she needed to send for the thanks that she owed.
So she rose from her chair and she started to search;
Because friends gone unthanked would feel left in the lurch!


All the while she was searching, the kettle had boiled
Thus recalling the task in which he was embroiled.
So the teapot was filled from the caddy with tea
And the water was poured: "Tea for you and for me!"


"Shall I pour out your tea?" so the husband did ask,
He was getting so near to completing his task!
"If you would, many thanks!", said the wife in reply
So he poured out two cups, which they'd have bye and bye.


But the cards she'd mislaid, they had not yet been found,
"I just got them today, so they must be around!"
"But our tea is poured out and it soon will get cold,
Even icebergs will form in our tea!", husband told.


"I must find those new cards now before we have tea,
We must send off these cards by tonight, don't you see?
Those good people who helped us, they have been so kind,
So it is only fair that the cards we must find!"




But the cards had been left on the seat of the car
And so they didn't have to look so very far!
Then the wife said : "Oh thanks for retracing the cards!
But let's see if the tea its own heat it still guards!"


As it happened the tea in the cups was luke warm,
Molecules in the tea now no longer would swarm!
"Could you make this my cup a bit hotter for me?
In the tea a small iceberg is starting to be!"


To the kettle the husband would now take the cup,
"There is no need to worry! I WILL heat it up!"
So with boiling hot water he warmed up the tea,
"It will now be quite hot, both for you and for me!"


But the tea in the cups had become very dark,
"It now needs some more milk, my dear love, will you hark?"
"If I add any milk it will just get too cold"
Said the husband in tones which did not sound too bold!


"Would it not be much better to make a fresh pot ,
Then our tea would be hotter than the cups that we've got?"
Said the husband to show ways the problem to solve,
So he bent to the task with the greatest resolve!

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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2005 09:07 am
George wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
...My absolute favorite coffee comes from Kenya...

Any specific type?


Sorry, it has taken me a while to refill my coffee bin.
I buy it in large amounts so I dont have to kep buying it every week.
When I make my coffee, it is like sludge..
When most people would put 1 or 2 scoops in their coffee filter, I fill mine completely. Embarrassed heheh

The coffee I drink ISNT Kenya.. as i thought it was.
It is a Zimbabwe (sp?) La Cosita Estates. What ever all that hub-bub means
When I went to the market yesterday, I found out WHY i thought it was a Kenya coffee...

At the market , they have these huge narrow bins all lined up next to each other that have everything from coffee, to granola, to dried fruits.
Well, my coffee choice is between 2 Kenya brands. One is a Kenya AA and another is some long name that I cant even pronounce.
Then , there is my favorite, with this small lable.

It is 15.99 a lb.
My one splurge. ;-)
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George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2005 09:19 am
shewolfnm wrote:

It is 15.99 a lb.
My one splurge. ;-)


Cheaper than top-shelf booze and you don't fall down as much.
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Oct, 2005 04:43 am
http://www.skinbase.org/files/shots/1-coffeebreak.jpg
On a brake, play some games.

http://www.coffeebreakarcade.com/

http://www.coffeegames.info/
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 04:50 am
Ahhhhhhhhhh Mad My almost perfect thread, ruined Exclamation Shocked I posted a tea poem in a coffee thread. Mad Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 04:57 am
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I Am Coffee, Hear Me Roar! (the bean's perspective)

"I am the bean
That brings caffeine
To every fiend
That's on the scene

From Katmandu
to downtown Reno...
From coffee (black)
To cappacino.

I open eyes
And grease the tongue.
I soothe the old
And move the young.

I am coffee.
Hear me roar!
Drink me - now -
So you can soar!

So, keep on drinking
Won't you please?
Cause' I'm the cure
To your disease.

Sufficient grounds
To swill my juice?
Don't want to hear
Your lame excuse.

Don't have to listen
To what this says
Just ask my dad -
He's Juan Valdez."

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Coffee House Candor
by Jon Kimball


This morning as steam clouds
rose from my cup of black,

I found on the smooth playing surface
in the coffee house, two discarded jokers-

the ones with tasseled hats and not the heads of horses.
And amongst the fevered chatter,

I wonder where the others were,
stacked together somewhere,

so sober with the intentions of clovers,
many of them bored,

by the Jack of hearts,
that told jokes out of goodness.

This morning as steam clouds
rose from my cup of black,

they wanted to boo him
off the table.

They wished for the
return of the court jesters,

who would appear out
of the shuffle of feet gone by they thought,

step out onto the deck
and start the show,

the same way they made me laugh-
a muse amongst the coffee grounds.


(c)2005 by: Jon Kimball
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 04:58 am
http://www.ineedcoffee.com/inc/images/c-8.jpg

I Am Coffee, Hear Me Roar! (the bean's perspective)

"I am the bean
That brings caffeine
To every fiend
That's on the scene

From Katmandu
to downtown Reno...
From coffee (black)
To cappacino.

I open eyes
And grease the tongue.
I soothe the old
And move the young.

I am coffee.
Hear me roar!
Drink me - now -
So you can soar!

So, keep on drinking
Won't you please?
Cause' I'm the cure
To your disease.

Sufficient grounds
To swill my juice?
Don't want to hear
Your lame excuse.

Don't have to listen
To what this says
Just ask my dad -
He's Juan Valdez."

http://www.ineedcoffee.com/05/sipby/images/coffeewait350.jpg

Coffee House Candor
by Jon Kimball


This morning as steam clouds
rose from my cup of black,

I found on the smooth playing surface
in the coffee house, two discarded jokers-

the ones with tasseled hats and not the heads of horses.
And amongst the fevered chatter,

I wonder where the others were,
stacked together somewhere,

so sober with the intentions of clovers,
many of them bored,

by the Jack of hearts,
that told jokes out of goodness.

This morning as steam clouds
rose from my cup of black,

they wanted to boo him
off the table.

They wished for the
return of the court jesters,

who would appear out
of the shuffle of feet gone by they thought,

step out onto the deck
and start the show,

the same way they made me laugh-
a muse amongst the coffee grounds.


(c)2005 by: Jon Kimball
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 05:36 am
Need a cup of Coffee now Question

http://www.littlefunny.com/ShowMovies.aspx?id=6
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 05:47 am
oh boy. i sooo need yet another coffee. just finished one. somethin's up with me today. can't wake up for the devil....
will make it myself though. no coffee machine.
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Oct, 2005 05:54 am
*giggles* Very Happy

Ahem, clears throat, here Dag a nice cup of coffee. http://www.nitroprice.co.uk/images/db/homepages/Coffee%20Makers.jpgDrink as much as you want. Very Happy
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Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Sat 29 Oct, 2005 01:20 am
I have just purchased a tie with a coffee-cup motif. I would not have done that but for this very thread!!!!
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Sat 29 Oct, 2005 01:49 am
Oh wow, kewl Mr Stillwater. Thank you, you just answered a question for me.
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Sat 29 Oct, 2005 01:53 am
Here is a nice cup of coffee for you Mr Stillwater.http://www.instantchess.com/img/0011.gif

Thank you again,

{A}
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Mon 31 Oct, 2005 05:32 am
Coffee Art From Costa Rica

IMAGES PRODUCED WITH FINE POWDERED COFFEE:
On light weight, cream tone, fiber paper.
They have the ODOR, COLOR & TASTE of COFFEE !

http://www.ineedcoffee.com/05/costarica/images/coffeecard1_300.jpg

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To view more Coffee Cards, visit: http://costaricacoffeeart.com/coffeeartcards.php
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Mon 31 Oct, 2005 05:36 am
http://www.ineedcoffee.com/05/coffeeshop/images/coffeeshop475.jpg
Greg Matusic
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AngeliqueEast
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2005 04:01 am
Can you make a birthday cake like this one?

http://www.kendrascakery.com/cakes/Birthday/cake215.jpg
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