So you're saying this guy did it?
'Course the Oklahoma/Nebraska explanation might be something. Again, red states! The states are so red that the people are turning red:
Then there are the alien probes. Here are some likely suspects:
And the passing of, er, gas.
I believe it's about time to apply for a research grant.
Jespah, that Ellen Degeneres thing turned out to be a spoof.
Still, I believed it for a while, it seemed so real.
I believe the heating of the waters - which I gather increases hurricane intensity - comes from all the hatred fumes emanating from the spirits of the land's occupants.
Ah well, then maybe Ellen can take the fall for the weather instead. Or at least a part of the blame.
Dangit, we have a lot of suspects!
Yeah, American culture in general sucks. Hard to find a front-runner for the suckage.
Well having read all three pages, I'm relieved it has nothing whatsoever to do with global warming climate change or the profligate burning of fossil fuels.
jespah wrote:So you're saying this guy did it?
'Course the Oklahoma/Nebraska explanation might be something. Again, red states! The states are so red that the people are turning red:
Then there are the alien probes. Here are some likely suspects:
And the passing of, er, gas.
I believe it's about time to apply for a research grant.
I don't care what he did, I love him!!! And, I will rescue him
and our friends.
There's always the ancients' theory, you know, that there are only four elements (Earth, Wind, Fire and Water, or maybe it's the Temptations and Water) and they all seek their common ground or love each other or something of the sort.
So, water loves New Orleans which loves Mardi Gras beads which love seaweed which is kinda like a seawall and then you get Galveston and before you know it, there's mud everywhere and very, very concerned members of the press and then, oh, I dunno, I think I'll make myself a tuna sandwich for later. Uh, what was I talking about again?
