ha ha ha ha.....!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me another one, Prince.

Stop it you guys. I'm rolling on the floor.

So this guy and girl were having the sex. Afterwards, he said "who came first, the chicken or the egg?" She said, "well if the chicken faked it, you can call me 'Perdue!'"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

here's another one for you guys, sorry yesterday i got diconnected.

THE NAUGHTY PREPOSITION

Once, our English teacher gave an exercise on prepositions. During the class-check, a situation arose that provoked all the students to laughter, while the teacher, Mrs. Chism, fumed.

A sentence that went ' A child was born the parents.' created confusion as none could put up the right answer. One of the ill-mentality boys, Romi, saw that the coast was clear to crack a joke. He stood up, amidst everyone shouting to get answers across and requested the teacher to hear his answer. On being permitted, he spoke out loud with a wry smile," A child was born between the parents."

slapppy....need bandail....wait here i come

geeee.....tell me rolling with laughter or agony...

Whew. Only Dennis Miller could increase the hillarity.

I need to go get another diaper.

Mrs Chism.

That's just too funny.

You speak English in all classes, Prince?

My wife is a teacher, and often says that she has found it impossible to control her class because someone causes this type of hilarity.

My sympathy goes out to all teachers, everywhere.

nay, i speak french in french classes!

Now THAT was funny...!

what came first?
the hen or egg?

The Cockerel?

The Cock! Without whome the hen wouldn't have laid eggs....

Who fell asleep first?

I really can't remember when I've had such fun.



Didn't I see you last summer in the poconos?

I don't know, what do you think of this new avatar?

I always thought raquel was quite a b*tch.

Not that that's a bad thing necessarily, just not completely comfortable with this look.

Maybe Ann Margaret?

Chai: Nice photo,but more the "Barbie" look that women tried to look like in the 1960's. What about something more real and modern?

Oh no!

I don't go for that sort of thing.

dear me no.