ha ha ha ha.....!!!!!!!!!!!

THE EXPLODING MODEL!
We were being instructed by our Chemistry teacher to include models based on our chosen topics along with the written projects.

The problem arose when some very creative students suggested coming up with 'working models' and others preferred 'still' models, while the lazy ones were shouting 'No models at all.' Consequently, there was turmoil.

Our confused teacher turned to her favorite student, Nilanjan, for advice. "What do you think would be the best?" she asked. "That depends, ma'am. For some topics, still models will do while others need working models.", came the reply. "What sort of model are you planning to make, by the way?", she continued to inquire. "A working model, ma'am", replied Nilanjan, "And I have chosen explosives as my topic."

How can he see the monkey that way? Wouldn't his own face block it?

Once, our art class was in progress. I walked out to the teacher, who was famous in school for his erroneous spoken English, to get my work marked. He borrowed a red biro from another student to mark my artwork. By the time the class got over, he'd forgotten who lent the pen. So, he held the pen out and asked the class, "Who's the pen?" We sniggered at his faulty English. The boy who'd lent his pen stood up and said, "Sir, I 'm the pen."

Are you making this stuff up, Prince E?

Prince your first joke is lame, I'm sorry.

they are just jokes, man. yeah..they are out of my imagination

Will you be here all of the week?

why?

Just curious. Stick around, tell some more jokes, have a beer. We're all friends here.

Perhaps instead of using "Hahahahahaha" as a title, it should be "Huh?"

It was lunchtime in school and a gossip was on a go. My friends were sneering at a girl who had claimed to be wooed by a local lad. “That’s incredible! And ridiculous too!", exclaimed Pankhuri.
“Oh! She’s so dark- dark brown I must say. Is the bloke all right?”,snapped Sonil.
“I think, he has color blindness.", I broke in.

PLEEEEEASE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

STOP!!!!

My eyes are bleeding.

I tripped on a rock and fell to the ground. I laughed and held my knee. My friend said, "I love apples"

Somewhere in the distance a dog barked.

We are so bad! LOL

Me and my friend were walking down the street in the rain.

My friend fell in a puddle, and I was like, "you ok Jim?"

He said "no, because not only did I slip in a puddle, but it was a....PUDDLE OF AIDS!!!!"

Brett, once jerking at his girlfriend, Jane, said, "Why is it that you are so beautiful and if beautiful, then, why is it that you are so stupid ?"

"If I had not been beautiful, you wouldn't have loved me," replied Jane arrogantly, " If I hadn't been stupid, dear, I wouldn't have fallen in love with you." she fought back


slappy i want you to bleed!!!!!

I awoke to find a platypus nibbling on my remaining testicle. "What? Are you incredulous!" I screamed.

The platypus backed away slowly.

And I want you to keep providing us with these genius gems of comedy.

Sometimes the real funny is unintentional.

LOL good one