LMAO...each to their own...
<gus quickly scribbles eyes on his testicles>
The head on your shoulders GUS...not the one between your legs! LOL
But...ummm,....well never mind...
ROTF
it is easier MMS to give a surprise one on the cheek.
skin is softer . you can get a good hard suck before he backs away. heheh
You're getting naughty here, and houzer is only
17 years old. Remember that before you continue
to paint gustav's balls black.
black with pink polka dots?
CalamityJane wrote:You're getting naughty here, and houzer is only
17 years old. Remember that before you continue
to paint gustav's balls black.
17? Well, that explains this thread.
houzer is already sound asleep, Jane. Nothing to worry about.
Okay, then expose yourself gustav
<gets the Hubble telescope out>
Black with pink polka dots?
Gus, I told you to use protection!!
I kinda like them blue...lol Makes the old fart more fiesty!
ohh hey now...u underestimate me
i can almost guarentee im more mature then most adults i will ever meet.
It comes along with having a father as a marine colonel, whos also an italian immigrant, along with my mother and who has seen tragic stuff that most will never ever imagine.
(IM an EMT...do a search about the tappan zee bridge accident tuesday of this week...i worked that...how many 17 yr olds are exposed to this sorta stuff)
I honestly never was into hickies, im still not, i think its kinda nonsensical. Theres no point, my gf just did it and it felt good so i wanted to see wut everyone else thought of em. I knew i would get things thats its juvenile and stupid...but so are alot of things many "adults" do in their private lives.
Well..you got that part right about the juvenile things adults do.......
aha oooh yea trust me, ive been to some 9-1-1 emergencies with adults and you would not BELIEVE what these like 50+ year old couples are doing. Its hard not to laugh when u bring them to the ER.
YEa...come on Houzer! You brought it up........LOL
aha well, there was this girl i believe she was about 30 and her boyfriend i guess is the right word was close to 50...so ya she had braces and she was performing oral sex and the man's skin was caught in the braces...so they called 911
Now this may seem like a pretty normal event, however, the man was wearing HER clothing and had like clown makeup on...
So we kept a sheet over them and made sure they had an enclosed room in the ER.
houzer911 wrote:ohh hey now...u underestimate me
i can almost guarentee im more mature then most adults i will ever meet.
Most 17 year olds think so.
like i said search for the tappan zee bridge (New York) accident which occured this past tuesday...you tell me how i can not be mature if ive dealt with that.
Not if you were the clown.
