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The perfect couple

 
 
Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 12:56 pm
> The Perfect Story
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> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
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couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
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> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
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> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> **** Men keep scrolling.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 03:45 am
LOL
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cruiseship360
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 09:56 am
hahahah
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dora17
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 08:04 pm
love it Very Happy
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cruiseship360
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2005 05:00 pm
cute
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