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Fri 16 Sep, 2005 12:56 pm
> The Perfect Story
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> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
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loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
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> Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.
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> Question: Who was the survivor?
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> (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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> Answer:
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> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
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> first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
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> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> **** Men keep scrolling.