I would wager that this woman voted for George Bush....

Hey,hey,hey, I grew up eating them god damn avocados.It was horrible. Day in day out, avocado,avocado. All I wanted was a god damn twinkie like the rich kids. Avocados were free. Then one day the gringo's got a hold of some avocado's and BAM ! $1.50 ea. for a fu**en avocado. We never knew we had it so good. Then the rich kids were eating avocados with their twinkies. We ate dirt.Dirt and cheese borritos. Now avocados cost more then twinkies.

You HAD to ruin my goddamn avocado sandwich, didn't you, you bastard!

TROOP DISHONOURER!

Okay I'm ready for some finger-pointin'...yes, now is definitely the time for finger-pointin' and yes, and blamin' as well...I'm going to point and blame til I cain't point and blame no more!

You stole my avocado! And mocked me with you cruel Twinkies!


TWINKIE HORDING AVOCADO CAPITALIST.

You're a communist, aren't you?

And we don't have no stinking fifth in Australia.

I WANT THE TRUTH!

(What the HELL is a "twinkie"?)

You point that damn thing at me, and I'll have you arrested.

I think you are all being very cruel. The rabbit has a headache and all you do is mock her (admittedly peculiar) choice of comfort food. Cheer her up a bit, ask about cricket.

YES! YES! Free avocados and twinkies for everyone !!!!!!!!

ha! Clean miss.

I am HAPPY about the cricket!

there look everyone, it worked. Ears perked up, little eyes sparkling even the cigarette burning bright.

Thats not really my story it's my dads. I don't think he ever forgave the gringo for raising the price of the avocado.

grrrrrrrrrr....

not sure...toss some on bush and see if he goes away......

WHAT was I saying about being "owned"?

this is how it starts with your type... first a bite of avocado here and there, next thing you're pawning the plasma tv and hanging out in smoky guacamole bars with low heeled types........so don't hassle me about being owned

Look on the bright side!

At least twinkies look cheap now!


Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Repeat to fade...

I shall NEVER own a plasma TV!

maybe if you quit pissing your money away on that damnable addictive fruit.....

thats the spirit bunny

ava nuvva cardo

Hmmm... I DO, indeed, hava nuvva cado.....