This not new thing, though.
dag friend pay cable. two year. no tv. dag friend funny. like drewdad.
Dag friend grad student? Grad students funny. Work, work, work, get drunk, sing karaoke.
no student. academic. work work work, get drunk, no sing. funny.
Work, work, work, publish, get drunk.
Work, work, work, not publish, get drunk.
Why work, work, work, try to publish?
Be student always. Get drunk always. Fun fun fun.
<Me sing Phantom of Opera very loud.>
me watch inter milan vs. artmedia bratislava
me bite nails!
bratislava lose 1:0 now.
Dag lose mind. Speak gibberish. Yabba-dabba-do!
football. that soccer for cavemen.
intermilan beat bratislava. inter milan big and bad.
Sock her? DrewDad caveman, not brute.
Intermilan sound like brute. He beat brat.
Brute beat brat. With bat? With board? DrewDad bored. Need more brats on board.
Me liked slapping and hissing
<pokes Dag with stick>
DrewDad laugh. DrewDad think you too polite, should poke with something else.
You caveman!
<Flings poo at nimh>
<thumps DD in the head>
<returns to Dag, pokes her again, watching like big child at fascinating insect>
You not caveman! If you hungry like you say, then you go eat.
Also, you thump wrong person. You need thump Dag, then poke her.
Me no hungry!
<thumps DD in the head>
Why she no move?
<throws away stick, tries to push Dag over>
You avatar says "hungry nether-regions."
Avatar says Its Time!!
Time for you! <thumps DD again>
<wonders why none of the thumping seems to have any effect>
<thumps DD again, waits to see what happens>
How absolutely paleolithic. Please , caves are so , like, last epoch.
Farmerman too civilized. Go back to own century. Invent wheel or something. Leave neanderthals be.
I certainly shall. By the way, you people really stink.
