Why Dag mad? DrewDad try make Dag happy. Dag not happy writing disser-thingy. DrewDad take disser-thingy away, make Dag happy!
Now you hurt DrewDad. Me burn fingers and ear.
Now me have to replace disser-thingy with Ovaltine jokes.
Why called Ovaltine? Can round. Glass round. Should be Roundtine!