Should eating human flesh be legalized?

yeah arent they those red things?? yuk

Yes eating human flesh shuold be legalized.

For way too long the government has capitalized on the criminilization of one of the most harmless organs (yes, skin is an organ) on the planet. And if God didn't want us to eat human skin, why did He make it so delicious? Skin has many uses--to make rope, for example--and our economy could greatly benefit from it's legalization, were the bourgeois less intent on hoarding wealth.

Wait a second...I was thinking about weed, sorry.

Man, I'm so stoned!

yes, become a zombie, and gather everyone in the world except for me and about 4 other people, and try to hunt us down... (my second most wanted dream)

I detest the smell of refried brains in the morning (it's more of an afternoon treat for me).

For the record (Theodore) Tobias Schneebaum famed chronicler and dining partner of cannibals has died.

New York Times Obituary Link

Two things come to mind. A segment I saw on (I think) Discovery depicting people who ate placenta and an Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode that feetured a gourmand's club who ate a delicacy which turned out to be human flesh. The twist was that members of the club were the ones being eaten.

Even if we were to agree that we should start eating the flesh of the executed, it would require a constitutional amendment to do so.

If we were that hard up for flesh to eat, seems to me we would at least consider dogs and cats before humans, not that I would advocate that either.

Why do they call them refried beans when they only fry them once? I will post the answer later.

Here in Wales we eat the livers of our vanquished enemies that we may breathe their life essence into our souls and become strong virile warriors.

JJ-

That's ridiculous John.The fact that you vanquished them proves their life essence was sub standard.

Cannibals eat their enemies in order to turn them into defecation products.

Actually this thread could be used in Intelligent Design propaganda as there can't possible be a scientific reason for not eating other humans can there?On the face of it it must be a reasonably good nutrient and,considering the cost of funerals,an economic plus.

Spenius, you crack me up today.

Cyr-

You would be better off on a foray into the nightlife and gettting up somebody else's crack.

Everything in due time..

Legalization of this activity will lead to it's abuse and misuse. No thanks.

Never know unless we try it....I could go for some roast thigh of man right about now...

vigilante, "abuse" and "misuse"? What, you mean murder? That happens now and all that good meat just goes to waste......

Bella, you found Jesus eh? You mean to say that our Lord would condone cannibalism?

God has no problem with cannibalism, especially if it is done in order to preserve life. There you are in a snowed in mountain cabin with 4 pals. There is no way out and a ceiling beam falls and hits your friend. There is no food in the cupboards...guess what, you'll start chomping on your friend and if you don't your other 3 friends...well, they will be glad to devour your remains a few days later when you kick off from starvation. So you see, God ain't gonna be that bugged if you eat a friend (or any other human) for good reason.

Yeah, he was hiding behind the sofa the whole time. That man just cannot play hide and go seek. I always find him. Like the time we were playing at Satan's house. Yes, contrary to popular belief Satan and Jesus are actually friends....poor Satan got a bad rap when Jesus lost in poker to him. That little rat Judas ran all over town telling everyone that the Devil was evil and he was out to get us. Selfish humans don't realize that we are the evil ones so we pass the blame on to poor Satan, who by the way, looks great in blue but no one ever shows him wearing it. Always red and black red and black. Anyway, I digress. It only took me 4 1/2 minutes to find Jesus. But Satan, he is a tricky little devil. I still haven't found him, and that was 2 weeks ago!!

Shades of Idi Amin!!!
Beware when he invites you for dinner like the spider said to the fly 'welcome to my parlor'.

I believe it is, shall we say, quite likely a modest proposal.

http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html