What, is there a shortage of voles? Cats? Dogs? Let's save the humans for the last.
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Sturgis
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Sun 11 Sep, 2005 06:18 pm
Humans are much tastier.
(or so I have heard. Yes, that's it I've only heard about it. Yes... ignore the politician rotating on the spit out in my yard over the fire.)
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Cyracuz
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Mon 12 Sep, 2005 02:47 am
Well, the last thing I'd eat was a politician. Or maybe a lawyer. Tainted meat.
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Sturgis
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Mon 12 Sep, 2005 08:11 am
It's a necessary process in order to rid the world of them and properly seasoned and tenderized they can make a splendid feast for any ravenous group of diners.
And the hollowed out skull makes an excellent holder for a floral arrangement (when properly lined)
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Merry Andrew
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Mon 12 Sep, 2005 02:55 pm
Sturgis wrote:
It's a necessary process in order to rid the world of them and properly seasoned and tenderized they can make a splendid feast for any ravenous group of diners.
And the hollowed out skull makes an excellent holder for a floral arrangement (when properly lined)
I use my hollowed-out skulls for ashtrays. Make nice conversation pieces.
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Sturgis
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Mon 12 Sep, 2005 03:13 pm
Thank you for that tip Merry Andrew.
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bendragonbrown
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 03:27 pm
That is disgusting. The reason we don't eat out own people is because of a little thing called evolution. Do you know how easily illness and disease would be passed around if everyone suddenly started eating each other?
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Merry Andrew
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 03:31 pm
bendragonbrown wrote:
That is disgusting. The reason we don't eat out own people is because of a little thing called evolution. Do you know how easily illness and disease would be passed around if everyone suddenly started eating each other?
No fear of disease if you make sure your...ah...steaks are well done. It's undercooking that's dangerous.
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Sturgis
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 03:45 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
No fear of disease if you make sure your...ah...steaks are well done. It's undercooking that's dangerous.
So no Tartar steak tartar? Darn, now what am I going to do for dinner?
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felixthecat
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 03:52 pm
I think I'd turn veggie. *COME HERE BROCOLLI!*
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Sturgis
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 03:54 pm
Broccoli? Well that's just plain silly!
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felixthecat
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:00 pm
MMM... I like brocolli. Fine then. Sweetcorn? Or QUORN. But I think QUORN might actually be human. It sure smells dodgy.
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Sturgis
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:08 pm
Nothing wrong with appropriate veggies but I was thinking more along beets and carrots or maybe some nice spinach or kidney beans .
Broccoli just doesn't go well with flesh.
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felixthecat
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:25 pm
Well y'know. Spinach is good. Carrots make me up-chuck (but we won't go into that) and beets freak me out because they're purple and stain everything! So.... Spinach and !? *thinks* ohh MANGE TOUTS! I love them!
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spendius
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:49 pm
They're not as good as MINGE Touts though.MANGE is a disease dogs get.Or is it rabbits?
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felixthecat
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:55 pm
I have no idea. But those green beany things. I spelt it wrong! Hee hee! My french is appaling! Then again so is my taste for certain side orderings with cannabilism... At least I didn't say myxamatosis (I can't spell that one either!) then we'd all have cute ickle diseased "wabbits" (as my friend likes to say) to eat. Yum.
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spendius
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 04:58 pm
Rather you than me.
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dyslexia
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 05:26 pm
jesus was my copilot until we crashed in the Rocky Mountains, I was forced to eat him.
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djbt
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Tue 13 Sep, 2005 05:42 pm
Don't fret about it, dys. Christians do it all the time. They drink his blood too, apparently.
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So.... Spinach and !? *thinks* ohh MANGE TOUTS! I love them!
