wanted: an uncomplicated relationship, however I can get it

I'm taking a bold or maybe pointless step to put this out there but I'm in a "what the hell" state of mind. I'm a white guy, 6'0" 165lbs lean and limber, nothing to speak of wrong with me physically (I'm over the liver disease haha), still have some looks (so I'm told) and a smooth face, I.T. professional, make about 136k/yr (so clear about 100k), no debts and California wine-country homeowner, play multiple instruments and lived the rock 'n roll life earlier on, read books like mad, traveled the USA all over and some of Europe and...I'm 66 [memories of a 66-yo these days: doing acid in classes in 11th grade, paying knocking a scalper down from twenty to five bucks to see Led Zeppelin, playing guitar in wild gigs with punk rock bands...etc]. In spite of these assets I can't seem to get one woman with any sort of class interested in me on any of these stupid dating apps, for 3-4 years now. I did snag one babe in my bombing around in the last seven years since my divorce and she was a good time but quickly revealed herself to be a complete nutcase and sabotaged the whole thing with her stupid demands, dramatizations, and hallucinatory jealously where she otherwise would have had it made with me for the rest of her days. To the end she insisted we were "compatible".

So at this point I am about completely fed up with crazy mercenary American women and having to be wary of even trying to get laid on Backpage for fear of cop-traps (as I read in an article, the cops in CA don't have to reveal whether they're cops) and losing everything in a humiliating bust with possible big fines and jail time, etc, the whole American hypocrisy. I have never been able to be real forward and pushy with women, I was raised with manners and to be a gent and so far through a string of women they have always pretty much thrown themselves in my path whether I wanted them or not. I would be totally happy to try to make a woman happy, if they could only BE happy with what's going right, instead of relentlessly staying unhappy because of some little thing they don't have at the moment. Short of that (and I seem to be, for good now) what I want at this point is to know where in the world, literally, I can go and get hustled by beautiful whores, or even honest non-whores who wouldn't mind having nice doses of money spent on them if they would only promise to not complicate my life and drive me nuts. Fill me in gents, I'm dying on the vine with a bank account full of cash, beyond belief! What a world. Thanks.