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Sun 21 Aug, 2005 01:24 pm
WHY NOT KINKY?
THE STATE OF POLITICS
Today, Texans have no choice for their leadership except paper or plastic. Political parties are for sale to the highest bidder, and lobbyists control the Texas Legislative agenda. "A fool and his money are soon elected. " - Kinky Friedman
Current Texas election laws make it nearly impossible for a non-party candidate to get on the ballot. Perhaps this explains why only 25 percent of eligible Texas voters participated in the last gubernatorial election. Texans need real representation, and they're not getting it. "The career politicians are keeping the elevator at the penthouse floor and not sending it down for the rest of us." - Kinky Friedman
The two major parties spent $100 million in the last gubernatorial election for a job that pays $100,000. Do the math. Nope - it doesn't add up. "I'm running this campaign on the coin of the spirit. I need your help." - Kinky Friedman
Texas was founded by independent, courageous, honorable citizens. The last great Independent elected governor of Texas was Sam Houston, over a hundred and fifty years ago. Texas needs a strong independent voice, if it is ever to regain its greatness. "If you elect me, I'll be the first Governor in Texas history with a listed phone number." - Kinky Friedman
EDUCATION REFORM: Priority One
The young people of Texas are our future, and we must treat them as such. They are our number one resource for that future. The current government seems to prefer band-aids over solid planning for the next generations of Texas. A Texas revolution is needed in our school systems. "No teacher left behind" - Kinky Friedman
Texas is #1 in drop out rates and #48 in education spending. Our children deserve so much more. Texas is also 48th in per capita child protection expenditures, as well as 49th in general, 46th in mental health, 45th in public health, 49th in state arts agency, 44th in highway, and 49th in water quality expenditures. The Austin American-Statesman is correct: "It's Texas vs. Mississippi in a race to the bottom."
Teachers are Kinky's heroes, along with police, soldiers, firefighters, and cowboys. Each of us remembers a teacher who made an impact on and changed our lives for the better. Kinky intends to identify these special people and seek their advice in creating a vibrant, responsive and forward-looking education system for Texas. "Politicans appear to be more interested in French cuffs than solving our problems." - Kinky Friedman
TEXAS PEACE CORPS
Kinky will create an in-state volunteer agency, modeled after the Peace Corps, in which he served, to promote the arts and life skills in Texas schools. Musicians and artists, along with retired teachers, business executives, and police, will join us in teaching our kids how to act, play music, paint, write a check, keep accounts, and stay out of trouble. Kinky will ask his friends, including Laura Bush, Willie Nelson, Richard ?'Racehorse' Haynes, and former UT Coach Darrell Royal, to lead this effort. "Never say **** in front of a c-h-i-l-d." - Kinky Friedman
CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM
Kinky is not anti-death penalty, just opposed to executing the wrong person! DNA has released dozens of improperly convicted people from death rows all over America. We've learned that juries and testimony are not infallible. There are cases in which the death penalty is warranted, but there is no disputing the obvious: Texas executes people who may be innocent. Taking a life is a grave responsibility - no pun intended. Two thousand years ago an innocent man named Jesus Christ, was executed; Kinky's question is: "What have we learned in two thousand years?"
NEW ENERGY: Kinky To Make Texas #1 Again
For decades, Texas was #1 in US oil and gas exploration. It once even led the world! Texas can reclaim its role as world leader in new energy production with alternative solutions. Kinky is our ?'energizer' candidate.
WILLIE AND KINKY: Bio-Diesel Buddies
Bio-diesel fuel powers Willie Nelson's famous bus, the Honeysuckle Rose. Bio-diesel, eco-friendly and produced from agricultural products - even reclaimed frying grease - is a first step in the right direction. Willie will work with Kinky in promoting and developing bio-diesel and all of Texas' vast, untapped, environmentally friendly resources. Currently, we're using this fuel source for landfill. Surely, pulling a rutabaga out of the ground is more cost-effective than drilling a two-mile-deep hole in the sand. "How hard could it be?" - Kinky Friedman.
ABOLISH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
Political correctness must be abolished. Texans need to be told the truth. Texans do not need opaque, carefully scripted press releases.. "A man oughtta be able to light his cigar once in a while." - Kinky Friedman
DE-WUSSIFICATION
Our icons are being demeaned. Cowboys are no longer heroes for our children, but subject to derision. We are being laughed at instead of respected in the rest of the country. What has happened to our glorious heritage? This is the great state of Texas! We are not wusses, we are Texans. "We will beat back the wussification of Texas if we have to do it one wuss at a time." - Kinky Friedman.
IN SUMMARY
KINKY MAY BE THE ONLY PERSON IN TEXAS WHO CAN MAKE REAL CHANGES IN HOW TEXANS ARE GOVERNED, PROTECTED AND SUPPORTED BY THEIR LEADERS. TEXAS NEEDS HELP. WE NEED TO PUT A REAL GOVERNOR ON HER. VOTE KINKY. YOU'LL LIKE IT.
Kinky is just enough of a fruit-cake that I'd vote for him.
I'm looking for a petition to sign to get him on the ballot.
keep up the good works Edgar.
I would love to see him elected, but I fear that he is too honest to win.
Still worth the fight though.
Edgar, sounds like you could do a whole lot worse than Kinky..............? I like the guy already.
Wouldn't the Christian Right have a blast with Kinky ads?
The Kinkster gets lucky in the Big Easy
Associated Press
AUSTIN ?- Kinky Friedman, the independent candidate for Texas governor, thinks he may be on a winning streak.
The musician, author and humorist says he won $45,612 over the weekend playing a slot machine at Harrah's in New Orleans. On Wednesday, he showed news reporters a Harrah's photograph of himself at the winning machine.
"It's a sign," said Friedman, who is hoping that his luck spills over into his budding political career.
Friedman, who announced this year that he will run for governor in 2006, will have up to two months next spring to collect 45,000 signatures from registered voters to make it on the ballot as an independent.
Gov. Rick Perry and Comptroller Carole Keeton Strayhorn are running on the Republican side, and former U.S. Rep. Chris Bell and Felix Alvarado are running for the Democratic nomination.
Friedman hasn't decided what to do with his casino winnings.
He said through his spokeswoman that he may give it to his campaign fund or donate it to a charity or to the "leprosy colony for unwed mothers in Hawaii." Calls to a Harrah's spokeswoman were not immediately returned.
The Christian Right is now foaming at the mouth.
Nobody gives Kinky a chance; still, the windmill beckons.
The New Yorker Takes on Kinky
When The New Yorker called us up last April wanting to spend some time with Kinky on the campaign trail, we were excited at the prospect of a little blurb appearing within its pages. Then we found out they didn't want to do a "little blurb" - the reporter, Dan Halpern, proposed spending two weeks with Kinky and crew.
"Two weeks?!?! What the hell are we gonna do with this guy for two weeks?" Kinky wanted to know. The answer, we decided, was everything.
Dan ended up spending a little more than two weeks on the campaign trail with us, joining us at fundraisers, speeches and various other events and appearances. He even joined us for a few staff meetings. Nothing was off limits or off the record.
Some might say we took a risk. We had no idea what kind of story he'd write. Was he going to take the campaign seriously? Were we going to look like amateurs, or worse? Would he "get it"?
Well, Dan's story hit the newsstands this Monday. We're quite pleased with the end result - frank, insightful, amusing, on-target. He got it, all right. You can read all 6,000 or so words right here.
My favorite quote doesn't come from Willie Nelson or CNN political analyst and former Clinton adviser Paul Begala.
It comes from Ace Cook, Fort Worth-area bar owner, who exchanged a few words with Kinky during a campaign stop:
"I'm for you," Cook said, sitting down to write the campaign a check. "I'm sick of these assholes who don't represent me, or represent people." By now, this sentiment had become a common refrain. "They represent A.T. & T. and Enron. How you gonna come and beg for my vote and then have nothing to do with me? Did Enron elect you or did I? I'm paying your salary, hoss. How'd it be if someone went up to the capitol and did what they said they would?"
"It'd be a first," the candidate said.
"I believe it, hoss," Cook said. "That's why you're gonna win."
Laura Stromberg
Press Secretary
posted by Kinky Friedman News
I saw a special on him last night.
I adore him! If I could cast my vote I would - in a heartbeat. He's just what we need!
Go Kinky! Here's support from New Mexico.
By an amazing coincidence, I was reading the New Yorker piece on Kinky last night. I recommend it. He's my kind of guy. Almost worth moving to Texas and establishing residence just to vote for him. BTW, he's got some savvy people working for his campaign, including a couple of guys that sold Jesse Ventura to the Minnesotans.
MA, certain a2kers should move to Texas and form a little village just to establish residency for the right to vote for Kinky.
Diane wrote:MA, certain a2kers should move to Texas and form a little village just to establish residency for the right to vote for Kinky.
Hey, I can be in Dallas in about 4 hours. :wink:
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