wow....that must make them really evil.
maybe we should get on the commitee for the evil overlord holiday party.
time is running short.
Let's see - you're in charge of evil cookies and other baked goods
I'll round up the neighborhood children under the age of 3, and practice making them cry.
Noddy?
Seph?
DrewDad?
Nimh?
What can we sign you up for?
I've never served on an evil committee before. Do I have to take notes? And, if so, do they have to be in blood?
Chai Tea--
I'll be off my home turf for the next week or so, but I'm available to join a committee in the Boston area.
Hmmm, then perhaps you would be interested in coordinating the NE sector?
Chai Tea--
I'm on vacation!
I will commit myself to passing the peanuts.
Well that's fine, we all need to feel comfortable in what we can do.
The main thing is to have an evil time.
I take it the peanuts will be fire roasted?
To a crisp 853 degrees, of course.
Everything catered is either raw or really well done. No half measures for the evil committee.
Making kids cry is easy.... Making them STOP can get you elected Evil Overlord. Or Super Nanny. Same difference.
Ah, but what if you can make the kids cry, right in front of the parents, and the mom & dad never connects that you're the one who did it?
Most kids will point and whine, "That Evil Overlady was staring at me and started pretending she was stabbing someone with a knife!
No, no. The way to do it is to never look directly at them, you enter their minds and work from there.
Anyway, enough fun stuff.
DrewDad, do you know where we can get any brimstone for the party? Maybe in Hyde Park?
Charred peanuts are passe. Macho peanuts with super-chili sauce are much more in the spirit of the season. Macho men compete for macho peanuts and in gut-to-gut combat someone always loses.
Dang, yanno, we had the opportunity last night. We could've dunked someone in the lobster tank.
Noddy24 wrote:Charred peanuts are passe. Macho peanuts with super-chili sauce are much more in the spirit of the season. Macho men compete for macho peanuts and in gut-to-gut combat someone always loses.
the one who loses probably already scoffed the charred peanuts for breakfast and second-breakfast.....
Tho I think the evil committe should really be eating macadamias or a rare nut like one from the anubis universe...possibly the Jiyuya or Grenfaux
Tho I think the evil committe should really be eating macadamias or a rare nut like one from the anubis universe...possibly the Jiyuya or Grenfaux
Grown where rainforests have been destroyed and harvested by exploited native people?
It always tastes better with exploitation.
Exploitation as a side dish, seasoned with the sweat of bloated middle-men.
I just eat raw sheeps' liver ... tear 'em right out of the body.
I'm steering clear from Gus's farm tho, after those hystrionics last time ... hey, how could I have known it was his secret paramour?
nimh wrote:I just eat raw sheeps' liver ... tear 'em right out of the body.
I'm steering clear from Gus's farm tho, after those hystrionics last time ... hey, how could I have known it was his secret paramour?
Now
that is worthy of the Duck thread....
Personally, I choose to spend my wages of sin in high and riotous living before Death comes due. After all, the Evil Overlord gig comes with benefits.
By the by, why is it "wages of sin" as opposed to "salary of sin"?
Paid by the hour, maybe? <snicker>
Personally, I'm a contract sinner.
