Bush Sr. killed John F. Kennedy...

Haha-re, haha-re, ha!

Know your history...
...or not, your call. This takes real episodes from history, adds them up, and comes up with something pretty crazy. Then again, it's crazy enough to be true...

Tell you what: watch it, come back, and flame me, tell me it's junk, and I'll apologize for posting it. But I gotta say they did a great job, I bet it won't be easy...

But surely popular opinion (vis-a-vis the Time polls) means nothing, all it shows is that people like conspiracy theories more nowadays.

I can't believe I missed this.

Good stuff.

They've got 41 assassinating JFK, and W assassinating JFK, Jr. I guess this means Doro will be offing Caroline Kennedy. Those dang Bushes!

How come no-one has offed Teddy yet? He must have a secret arrangement with the Bush's where he helps them look good in exchange for his life.

Okay, okay, ha-ha. Can you scoffers actually say you watched the dang video? There are facts about the killing shot and the autopsy that should be hard for any objective person to simply wave away.

Ok, ok, I'll look at it.

Oh, I watched the video - before it was linked here. If it weren't for the fact some folks are more willing to accept the fantastic than the plain-and-simple, and insist on inventing answers to questions for which the available evidence supports no answer, this sorta stuff would have no market. Of course, that sorta stuff will always find an eager, willing market. Internet conspiracy sites, supermarket tabloids, and off-the-wall books tend to get great ratings and develop devoted followers. So do religions, for pretty much the same reasons.

93 minutes? I think not. But I did get as far as the first, "duh."

But I can't believe I wasted even those few minutes.

And this is posted in "History" because. . . ?

... there was no "Conspiracy Theories" option?

Well, its neither Politics nor Human Interest, and its not news of any sort - Humor might be a better fit but for the fact there's no humor to it.

Any minute now a new A2K-er with the nick Occam is going to use his razor to slash, slash,slash.....

C'est moi?


Mack the Knife


Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack-knife has Mac-heath dear
And he keeps it out of sight

When the shark bites with his teeth dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears Mac-heath dear
So there's not a trace of red
On the sidewalk Sunday morning
Lies a body oozing life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Is the someone Mack the Knife
From a tugboat by the river
A cement bag's dropping down
The cement's just for the weight dear
Bet you Mackies's back in town
Louis Miller disappeared dear
After drawing out his cash
And Mac-heath spends like a sailo
Did our boy do something rash
Sukey Tawdry, Jenny Diver
Polly Peachum Lucy Brown
O the line forms on the right dear
Now that Mackie's back in town


Composed by Kurt Weill

This is such tripe . . . anybody with a lick of sense knows that Oliver Stone killed JFK . . .

Oh this is just too hysterically funny for words. I just love plots and conspiracy theories and the fact that they will not ever go away.


And by the way I thought it was Gary Oldman who killed Kennedy.

I haven't laughed this hard since grampa caught his toes in the lawnmower. Priceless stuff. Priceless.

Naah ... it was Arthur Miller, Joe DiMagio, and Bert Stern - they were pissed about the Marylin deal, which everybody knows was JFK's doing.

Well, have your yoks fellas, but I and millions of others will always believe that Oswald didn't act alone, and that the evidence bears that out.