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Hi, I'm a newbie...

 
 
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:27 pm
To be honest, I am not sure where the chicken came from and I will probably never know.

I can tell you that I really doubt the chicken came from some random nonchicken egg (I can hardly say it without laughing). If you want to go down the evolution path, do so. But do it in a logical way.
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:27 pm
kickycan wrote:
Saff wrote:
Montana wrote:
Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)


I'll try. Maybe.


Years later, as he crawled on his hands and knees, scrubbing the floor with a dirty sponge while his large, overbearing wife laughed and shouted insults at him, Saff would look back at this post and realize that it was at this precise moment that he had unwittingly doomed himself forever to a life of servitude to women. Later than night, he would cry himself to sleep for the thousandth time.


That would never happen with me - this is the reason why I'm going to marry a backward village girl from Pakistan who can cook a good chicken an is attractive.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:28 pm
Boy, you really are a forward thinker. You are one of those guys that make your religion look so bad. One bad apple spoils the whole bushel.


Edited for a correction.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:29 pm
Yes, you will need to look for a backward girl.

Good luck with that ;-)
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:31 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
To be honest, I am not sure where the chicken came from and I will probably never know.

I can tell you that I really doubt the chicken came from some random nonchicken egg (I can hardly say it without laughing). If you want to go down the evolution path, do so. But do it in a logical way.


That is the only "logical" answer. I should be able to say this as I know more then you on the subject.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:31 pm
Re: Hi, I'm a newbie...
Saff wrote:
Reyn wrote:
Saff wrote:
... destroying individuals with my intelligence.

I feel so inferior already. Think I'll go back to bed. Sad


I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal.
Hey check this s**t out everybody. "destroying individuals with my intelligence" and "I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal" Laughing . A kitty in the lions den.
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:32 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Boy, you really are a forward thinker. You are one of those guys that make your religion look so bad. One bad apple spoils the whole bushel.


Edit: Correction.


I'm British first.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:34 pm
Which is why I changed my statment to read "religion" rather than "country". You did say you were muslim, correct?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:34 pm
Re: Hi, I'm a newbie...
Amigo wrote:
Saff wrote:
Reyn wrote:
Saff wrote:
... destroying individuals with my intelligence.

I feel so inferior already. Think I'll go back to bed. Sad


I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal.
Hey check this s**t out everybody. "destroying individuals with my intelligence" and "I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal" Laughing . A kitty in the lions den.


Won't be any "kitty" in his den if he continues to think like this. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:35 pm
Re: Hi, I'm a newbie...
Amigo wrote:
Saff wrote:
Reyn wrote:
Saff wrote:
... destroying individuals with my intelligence.

I feel so inferior already. Think I'll go back to bed. Sad


I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal.
Hey check this s**t out everybody. "destroying individuals with my intelligence" and "I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal" Laughing . A kitty in the lions den.


I was feeling a little religious when I typed that.
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:36 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Which is why I changed my statment to read "religion" rather than "country". You did say you were muslim, correct?


Not practicing - I'm more of Christian right now then a Muslim.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:37 pm
Saff wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Which is why I changed my statment to read "religion" rather than "country". You did say you were muslim, correct?


Not practicing - I'm more of Christian right now then a Muslim.


Either way...I don't think it matters. Your antiquated and ridiculous ideas shame ANY religion.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:38 pm
Of course Saff you are also something of a liar; since, for quite some time now you have been saying you will post nothing else and yet you continue to do so.



Perhaps you can find a way to explain that.
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:38 pm
I have 13 pages to read and I'm laughing my arse off - Saff you opened a can o'worms man!!!
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:39 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Saff wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Which is why I changed my statment to read "religion" rather than "country". You did say you were muslim, correct?


Not practicing - I'm more of Christian right now then a Muslim.


Either way...I don't think it matters. Your antiquated and ridiculous ideas shame ANY religion.


Look, my ideas are old? hello? I'm not the one that doesn't believe in evolution and doesn't know where a chickens came from.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:40 pm
You, guys, have no heart. Spoiling our fun...
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:40 pm
Sturgis wrote:
Of course Saff you are also something of a liar; since, for quite some time now you have been saying you will post nothing else and yet you continue to do so.



Perhaps you can find a way to explain that.


Yeah, and he confronted me about doing the same thing, saying that it was what women do.

What's up with that, Saff?
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:40 pm
I found you the perfect woman.

She's Pakistani.

She's beautiful.

And, I'm sure she'll know what to do with your chicken.













http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41129000/jpg/_41129935_pilot203.jpg


That's the new face of the Pakistan Air Force.
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:41 pm
Sturgis wrote:
Of course Saff you are also something of a liar; since, for quite some time now you have been saying you will post nothing else and yet you continue to do so.



Perhaps you can find a way to explain that.


No I only said this once. prove it!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 12:41 pm
Saff wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Saff wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Which is why I changed my statment to read "religion" rather than "country". You did say you were muslim, correct?


Not practicing - I'm more of Christian right now then a Muslim.


Either way...I don't think it matters. Your antiquated and ridiculous ideas shame ANY religion.


Look, my ideas are old? hello? I'm not the one that doesn't believe in evolution and doesn't know where a chickens came from.


Where did I say I didn't believe in evolution? Please point that out to me. You just keep on putting words in my mouth and you don't bother to check your facts.

You don't know where chickens came from either so you can drop that argument.
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