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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 09:58 am
What is the meaning of life?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

And, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 09:58 am
I am sure I could never meet up to your standards and expectations so I will pass on this invite.


Sorry Saff, I know this must disappoint you no end. Razz




Come to think of it I would find it more enjoyable wrestling in rancid bacon fat with rabid jaguars.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:08 am
squinney wrote:
What is the meaning of life?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

And, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?


Ya still thinkin'? Very Happy
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:09 am
squinney wrote:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?



Chickens evolved from nonchickens through little alteration caused by the amalgamation of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that formed the zygote. These changes and mutations only encompass a produce at the point where a fresh zygote is formed. That is 2 nonchickens mated and the DNA in their fresh zygote enclosed the mutation that formed the first factual chicken. That 1 zygote cell separated to fabricate the first proper chicken. Prior to that 1st factual chicken zygote, there were only nonchickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could create a new creature, and the zygote cell is housed in the chickens' egg. So the egg must have come first.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:10 am
<slight chuckles>

You're going to have to do much better than that if you expect to make it around here, Saff.

Or are you just another of those maladjusted computer nerd types looking for an argument?

Ah well, either way, I have more entertaining things to do than this. See you around. (If you last.) Cheer up...someone with more patience than I may decide to "debate" with you after all. I gave up on these kinds of "conversations" before I finished highschool.

If you ever decide to have an honest, friendly, intelligent discussion about anything, I'm sure you'll be welcomed here. But if you keep insulting us and puffing up, well...you're gonna get what you deserve.

'Bye!
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:12 am
squinney wrote:


And, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?


Can you be more specific?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:15 am
even more important, What would you do WITH a Klondike bar?
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:15 am
Eva wrote:
<slight chuckles>

You're going to have to do much better than that if you expect to make it around here, Saff.

Or are you just another of those maladjusted computer nerd types looking for an argument?

Ah well, either way, I have more entertaining things to do than this. See you around. (If you last.) Cheer up...someone with more patience than I may decide to "debate" with you after all. I gave up on these kinds of "conversations" before I finished highschool.

If you ever decide to have an honest, friendly, intelligent discussion about anything, I'm sure you'll be welcomed here. But if you keep insulting us and puffing up, well...you're gonna get what you deserve.

'Bye!


I'm not a nerd. lady!
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:17 am
dyslexia wrote:
even more important, What would you do WITH a Klondike bar?


I don't know what a one is. Maybe if you explain what it was I could give you an answer - also note I will refuse to another hypothetical questions.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:17 am
Saff wrote:
squinney wrote:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

So the egg must have come first.


So that egg just materialized, huh?

And what in bloodly hell is a "nonchicken"? That would imply that perhaps, before being a chicken it was a rock. Or a tree. Or a human. Because "nonchicken" is anything but a chicken, right?
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:18 am
Ok, I'm bored now!

Bye
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:22 am
Saff wrote:
I'm not a nerd. lady!


You're a 22 year-old, single and horny bimolecular chemistry student, who's primary ambition is to be one of the worlds greatest scientists, who just tried to answer the question of which came first a chicken or an egg, and who doesn't know what a Klondike Bar is.

Why is it you think you're not a nerd?
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:24 am
squinney wrote:
What is the meaning of life?


According to Islam, our individual and collective happiness lies in disciplining our faculties so that we may produce a harmonious and peaceful individual and social life. If they remain undisciplined, they may drive people to immorality, illicit sexual relationships, unlawful livelihoods, tyranny, injustice, deception, falsehood, and other vices. To prevent the ensuing chaos and suffering, we must submit to an authority that guides and regulates our collective affairs. Since one person will not accept the authority of another, humanity needs a universal intellect, a guidance from beyond human reason and experience, to whose authority all may assent freely. That guidance is the religion revealed and perfected by God through His Prophets: Islam.
Montana
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:25 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Saff wrote:
I'm not a nerd. lady!


You're a 22 year-old, single and horny bimolecular chemistry student, who's primary ambition is to be one of the worlds greatest scientists, who just tried to answer the question of which came first a chicken or an egg, and who doesn't know what a Klondike Bar is.

Why is it you think you're not a nerd?


I was wondering that myself. Hell, you have to be a nerd not to know what a Klondike bar is!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:25 am
Oh, yeah. This is a Klondike Bar:

http://www.deltaicecream.com/images/1100.gif


http://belizexp.com/forum/images/smiles/google.gif
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:25 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Saff wrote:
squinney wrote:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

So the egg must have come first.


So that egg just materialized, huh?

And what in bloodly hell is a "nonchicken"? That would imply that perhaps, before being a chicken it was a rock. Or a tree. Or a human. Because "nonchicken" is anything but a chicken, right?


What color is the sky in your world? Rolling Eyes
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:26 am
I mean, what wouldn't any one of us do for a Klondike bar?

Jeeeez!!!!
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:26 am
I meant I'm not a computer nerd.
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Saff
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:27 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Oh, yeah. This is a Klondike Bar:

http://www.deltaicecream.com/images/1100.gif


http://belizexp.com/forum/images/smiles/google.gif



We don't eat this American crap, so yeah thats it. the end!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2005 10:27 am
Saff wrote:
I meant I'm not a computer nerd.


Just a "regular" nerd?
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