Hi, I'm a newbie...

Bella Dea wrote:

I just learned this new word from the "What New Word Did You Learn" thread.

Quote:

Fanfaronade

Arrogant or boastful talk.

Courtesy of Merry Andrew

Now this is freaky. I saw that thread and I was going to use that here as well, lol!

Great minds, eh Bella ;-)

Well, I was thinkin' this colt might almost be broke, but I see we're gonna have to flog 'em with some more blankets before we can saddle him up.

Saff wrote:

Montana wrote:

Eva wrote:

I'll take an extra-large popcorn and a cherry Coke, Montana. Extra butter, if you please.

Coming right up, Eva ;-)

Would you like some gummy bears with that?

I want some gummy bears too

Yeah, but you'll have to be a good boy and cook me dinner first ;-)

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

Now all you females are just tag-teaming me.

Montana wrote:

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

I'll try. Maybe.

Saff wrote:

Montana wrote:

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

I'll try. Maybe.

Ok, but you'll have to do a good job if you want some of my gummy bears. You can start with the dusting and I'll just hang out here. Let me know when you're done, so you can get started on the laundry, ok ;-)

God didn't just drop a egg out of the sky now did he?

Montana wrote:

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

I'll try. Maybe.

Montana wrote:

Saff wrote:

Montana wrote:

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

I'll try. Maybe.

Ok, but you'll have to do a good job if you want some of my gummy bears. You can start with the dusting and I'll just hang out here. Let me know when you're done, so you can get started on the laundry, ok ;-)

I'm not a girl.

Saff wrote:

Montana wrote:

Well then, you can clean the house instead ;-)

I'll try. Maybe.

Years later, as he crawled on his hands and knees, scrubbing the floor with a dirty sponge while his large, overbearing wife laughed and shouted insults at him, Saff would look back at this post and realize that it was at this precise moment that he had unwittingly doomed himself forever to a life of servitude to women. Later than night, he would cry himself to sleep for the thousandth time.

he would cry himself to sleep for the thousandth time.