One rainy night.

One very rainy night this old couple changed their plans and stopped at this "Honeymoon Hotel" because driving anymore down the highway really was foolish.
Well, no sooner did they get to bed than the wall behind their headboard started to bump irregularly and through the paper -thin walls the older fella heard a young woman's voice say "Oh Honey, you're so strong".
This old fella turns to his wife and says "Why don't you ever say that to me?
"Because you are not strong anymore" was his wife's answer.
Then the young woman's voice said "Oh, you're so romantic"
Why don't you ever say that to me?" asks the old fella to his wife.
"Because you are not romantic anymore" his wife said.
Then the young female said "Oh, that was a wonderful climax. Thank You!"
The old fella asked in a loud voice "Why don't you ever tell ME when you have a great climax?"
His wife sits up in bed, turns and stares at her husband and promptly yells back her answer. "Because you're never around when I have them!!!