Wed 15 Nov, 2006 11:31 am - In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.... (view)
Tue 7 Nov, 2006 12:52 am - Alan, the world's greatest expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:... (view)
Tue 30 Aug, 2005 03:06 pm - A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:49 pm - A man wants to play golf, but shows up at the golf course by himself. The starter groups him with 3 ladies, currently on the first hole. Upon walking up to the tee, the man sees the three ladies... (view)
Fri 12 Aug, 2005 01:44 pm - 1. A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two-tyred.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A... (view)
Wed 3 Aug, 2005 01:02 pm - One very rainy night this old couple changed their plans and stopped at this "Honeymoon Hotel" because driving anymore down the highway really was foolish.
Well, no sooner did they get... (view)
Wed 3 Aug, 2005 12:55 pm - At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am... (view)