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Tue 2 Aug, 2005 01:48 am
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman next to her.
"Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?"
"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."
Good to see you again Lenny
Mom takes Johnny for a check-up. Doctor emerges with a grave look.
"I'm afraid Johnny's penis hasn't developed enough for a boy his age. Feed him lots of pancakes and come back and see me in a month"
The next morning Johnny sits down to a table over- loaded with pancakes. Johnny starts to eat and Mom says:" Just a couple Johnny, the rest are for your Dad."
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