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9 Month Suprise

 
 
Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:30 am
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and
asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night.

"Well, I do have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,"
she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did.....Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Twisted Evil
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:33 am
Thats awesome Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dragon49
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 11:35 am
man why can't that happen to me????
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 11:43 am
Laughing
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Francisco DAnconia
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 11:09 pm
Speaking of which...

How long does it take a hispanic woman to take a dump?
Nine months!

ahh... hope i've offended at least a few of you with that one. Hispanic myself, elsewise I'd probably never throw that out there.
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