That reminds me of a really stupid joke.
Guy goes to a doctor. He says, "doc, I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel great, but everyone tells me how terrible I look. What do you think it could be?"
Doc looks in medical book, and starts flipping through the pages. "Hmmm....looks great, feels terrible...no, that's not it...feels terrible, looks terrible...no, not that either...looks terrible, feels great...aaaah yes, here it is...you're a vagina!
Excuse me if I forget to laugh.
Well, I did preface it with the "stupid" disclaimer...
just messin' with ya, brother. Don't be so sensitive.
Hey, kickster, when are you and I gonna get together and make a littlek sandwich?
Sounds great. How about next saturday? I'll meet you at her apartment at 4:00 in the morning and we'll sneak in her window and surprise her. She'll be so happy to see us.
<making plans to be away>
Hey, Gus...do you like to be the top slice of bread or the bottom? Nevermind, I'll be the bottom. I know your old frail body can't take too much weight on top of it.
