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Fri 22 Jul, 2005 02:59 pm
I'm in a slump.
Dry spell.
Drought.
It's been roughly 5 months or so. I can't remember being in a drought this long.
You people should start referring to me as "Kickycan." But seriously Kicky, how do you deal with not getting laid? D'OH!
So what exactly does a vagina look like?
Sort of like a beautiful flower, ready to open.
I believe it has some kind of flaps on the side. That's all I remember.
kickycan wrote:I believe it has some kind of flaps on the side. That's all I remember.
Wings, if you will. If a woman runs very fast and jumps off a cliff naked, all she has to do is hope for a good current to carry her safely to the ground.
would a scratch and sniff playboy help slappy?
I can make you one if you need.
shewolfnm wrote:would a scratch and sniff playboy help slappy?
You're all about the scratch and sniff, aren't you?
And if there's one thing I do remember, it ain't nothing like a flower.
flower pettles are dry and have bugs
Are you saying that Bella's vag...
Bella, are you going to take that?
she can take it like a big girl...
screaming and all
Bella Dea wrote:I can make you one if you need.
gawd you're nasty this friday afternoon
how about finding some georgia o'keefe paintings?
shewolfnm wrote:flower pettles are dry and have bugs
Too bad I don't got no petals between my legs...just pretty, perfect me.
imagine two partially grilled strips of fajita meat
Oh yes...now I want to stick my penis in some Mexican food.
You know, I don't believe I've banged a hispanic/latino chick.
If I remember correctly, the last time I pulled those elevated knees apart and ventured into the the jungle, it looked something like this....
Course, I didn't have my glasses on.
Come on, Slappy, you can find pictures almost anywhere (as Gus has demonstrated). What you can't find online or in a magazine is how it smells tastes and feels. You're asking the wrong questions.
Oh, so now we're going to describe the taste, smell and texture?
This thread is just about to be taken to the next level. Cool!
I had forgotten about the taste until littlk mentioned it. Different flavors. Some have a slightly acidic taste, others a sweet and sour, some (very rare) a taste like flowing honey, and then there's the ones that cause your eyes to water as you watch the thousands of little crabs fleeing, holding their noses as they do so.
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