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Mon 7 Jun, 2021 05:57 am
What can they do, ban us?
(Throwing off shirt)
Don't make me do this alone.
(Dropping trou)
I don't wear an undershirt. My 8th grade teacher told us only the uncivilized don't wear undershirts. I squirmed in my seat because I hadn't the money for underwear. I was au natures bounty under the ragged jeans.
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:What can they do, ban us?
No, but maybe blind someone.
My husband loves me and he's the only one willing to see my nakedness past 50...
Owwww, my eyes!...as I run past the mirror.
Still in my longjohns. Afraid to be ridiculed.
@edgarblythe,
Me, too... about the ridiculed part... amazing how lax I've become about my appearance during the pandemic. Today I went to get a few grocs and realized half-way there I hadn't brushed my hair and was in my slippers.
@edgarblythe,
Them longjohns were white once.
@edgarblythe,
Chill Ed, yellow is the new orange.
@eurocelticyankee,
My new beard makes me look like Dick Van Dyke, just older.
(Tucks in boobs, searches madly for fig leaf)
@edgarblythe,
Now I'm picturing Gandalf in longjohns and where does a naked lady tuck her boobs into?.
It's a strange world we live in.
@eurocelticyankee,
We can't all be magnificent specimens like Carl Weathers and Arnold the Terminator.
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
My new beard makes me look like Dick Van Dyke, just older.
But, but Dick Van Dyke is 95.
A2k has a lobby? Do we have comfy chairs there?
@MontereyJack,
Beware of sitting in the chairs with all these naked people running about.
You never know if a naked person sat in that chair before you.
@snood,
He looked pretty lively on TV the other night.
@edgarblythe,
He is phenomenal. Still working out, doing crunches and leg lifts. Seeing him actually cheered me up for a moment about growing so damn old.
Ummm are depilatories required, because they were my covid dodos
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:
Ummm are depilatories required, because they were my covid dodos
Sorry, what are you talking about?
@ehBeth,
Oh gee'z. I never thought of that, but it's come as you are!