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Let's Run Nekkid Through the A2K Lobby

 
 
Reply Mon 7 Jun, 2021 05:57 am
What can they do, ban us?
(Throwing off shirt)
Don't make me do this alone.
(Dropping trou)
I don't wear an undershirt. My 8th grade teacher told us only the uncivilized don't wear undershirts. I squirmed in my seat because I hadn't the money for underwear. I was au natures bounty under the ragged jeans.
 
neptuneblue
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jun, 2021 06:40 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
What can they do, ban us?


No, but maybe blind someone.

My husband loves me and he's the only one willing to see my nakedness past 50...
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jun, 2021 06:59 am
Owwww, my eyes!...as I run past the mirror.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jun, 2021 07:44 am
Still in my longjohns. Afraid to be ridiculed.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jun, 2021 06:38 pm
@edgarblythe,
Me, too... about the ridiculed part... amazing how lax I've become about my appearance during the pandemic. Today I went to get a few grocs and realized half-way there I hadn't brushed my hair and was in my slippers.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:00 am
@edgarblythe,
Them longjohns were white once.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:01 am
@eurocelticyankee,
Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:03 am
@edgarblythe,
Chill Ed, yellow is the new orange.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:10 am
@eurocelticyankee,
My new beard makes me look like Dick Van Dyke, just older.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:18 am
(Tucks in boobs, searches madly for fig leaf)
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:26 am
@edgarblythe,
Now I'm picturing Gandalf in longjohns and where does a naked lady tuck her boobs into?.

It's a strange world we live in.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 06:30 am
@eurocelticyankee,
We can't all be magnificent specimens like Carl Weathers and Arnold the Terminator.
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snood
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 10:02 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

My new beard makes me look like Dick Van Dyke, just older.


But, but Dick Van Dyke is 95.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 12:22 pm
A2k has a lobby? Do we have comfy chairs there?
oralloy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 12:55 pm
@MontereyJack,
Beware of sitting in the chairs with all these naked people running about.

You never know if a naked person sat in that chair before you.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 01:10 pm
@snood,
He looked pretty lively on TV the other night.
snood
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 02:38 pm
@edgarblythe,
He is phenomenal. Still working out, doing crunches and leg lifts. Seeing him actually cheered me up for a moment about growing so damn old.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 07:05 pm
Ummm are depilatories required, because they were my covid dodos
snood
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jun, 2021 07:35 pm
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:

Ummm are depilatories required, because they were my covid dodos


Sorry, what are you talking about?
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jun, 2021 06:35 am
@ehBeth,
Oh gee'z. I never thought of that, but it's come as you are!
 

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