My new car

I just got my brand spanking new Lexus Rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this!" he said. Then the salesman said "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie," the salesman said....and "On the road Again" began playing from the speakers. I drove away very happy and for the next few days every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Then one day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$holes!!! " I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore...backed up by John Kerry on guitar...Al Gore on drums...and Bill Clinton on sax!
I LOVE THIS CAR !!!